One of the older ladies I supervise at work kept telling me her computer was a "6.0," but she wanted to upgrade because it was too slow... I said, "No, you said your computer is a Gateway... do you have AOL? Maybe that's what you mean?"
She blinked, twice, slowly.
I just sighed and turned away, it was all I could do.
Anyhoo, it's about darn time AOL upgraded the internet *cough*