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warcrow

Lifer
Jan 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
That Smoker picture might quite possibly be the finest MS Paint drawing I have ever seen!
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Thanks. It tooks weeks of blood, sweat, and tears....
 
lokiju

lokiju

Lifer
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OMFG, I was actually laughing out loud while reading that, thanks OP, I needed a laugh!
 
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GrassR00t

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Originally posted by: warcrow
So, I'm training this new guy at work tonight so he can take over my postion after I leave next week. As we're going over some procedures, I feel some gas building up. Since we're working together for the next week, 10 hours a day...I decide the polite thing to do is to go outside and take care of my business there.

I walk outside, and wait to fart. As I'm sitting there waiting, I feel the needs to go to the bathroom (#1) and releive myself. Since the bathroom is located right next to us, one door down, I decide to walk to it. As I'm walking (its night time), I finally work something loose and bust ass!! AAAHHH YES!! It was one of those walking duck farts that just kinda keeps quacking with every step. About 5 steps later, I'm done and feel totally releived.

**COUGH*COUGH**

OH MY GOOD FVCK!!! Whats this I hear?!?! I turn around and there was someone smoking right in my fart path!!! She was under some trees on a little bench in the shadows, so I didnt even see her!! Not only was it just someone, it was a lady that I work directly with EVERYDAY! The look of horror in her face as I turned around and made eye contact with her, only ment that she couldnt beleive what horror I had just unleashed into her. I turned around and kept walking to the bathroom.

Needless to say, I walked around the other way to go back.

I drew up some pictures for you guys so you can get a better Idea of what just happened.

-= Diagram of the incident!

-= Here is what I saw when I looked back after busting a$$.
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BWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
meltdown75

meltdown75

Lifer
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ah, sweet post warcrow... it's been lingering here and i finally clicked it. thx for the laugh man!!

try not to step on those ducks next time!! :laugh:
 
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overclock

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i was at training for a job and we were in a hotel out of town. me and luther shared a room and this girl amy came over and we were hanging out talking and i had to fart. i thought it would be silent but it wasn't. she looked at me and freaked out and we all started laughing. she jokingly said, "i thought the curtain had ripped!" i feel your pain man.
 
warcrow

warcrow

Lifer
Jan 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: overclock
i was at training for a job and we were in a hotel out of town. me and luther shared a room and this girl amy came over and we were hanging out talking and i had to fart. i thought it would be silent but it wasn't. she looked at me and freaked out and we all started laughing. she jokingly said, "i thought the curtain had ripped!" i feel your pain man.
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hehe
 
SagaLore

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: overclock
i was at training for a job and we were in a hotel out of town. me and luther shared a room and this girl amy came over and we were hanging out talking and i had to fart. i thought it would be silent but it wasn't. she looked at me and freaked out and we all started laughing. she jokingly said, "i thought the curtain had ripped!" i feel your pain man.
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Chances are even if it had been silent, it would have smelled deadly. Never risk a fart. Never.
 
warcrow

warcrow

Lifer
Jan 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: overclock
i was at training for a job and we were in a hotel out of town. me and luther shared a room and this girl amy came over and we were hanging out talking and i had to fart. i thought it would be silent but it wasn't. she looked at me and freaked out and we all started laughing. she jokingly said, "i thought the curtain had ripped!" i feel your pain man.
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Chances are even if it had been silent, it would have smelled deadly. Never risk a fart. Never.
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Especially when there is a female involved... :p
 
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GambiT

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This was sooooooooo funny, I shared this with 5 of my co-workers the other day, and we're still laughing about it...
 
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