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bootymac

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Great use of the air brush :D

Only question remains.. was she coughing from smoking... or your message from below :Q
 
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Jassi

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You should have lit it with a lighter or a match; she would have laughed instead and there would be no smell!

That being said, atleast it wasn't your first week at a new job ;)
 
warcrow

warcrow

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Originally posted by: Jassi
You should have lit it with a lighter or a match; she would have laughed instead and there would be no smell!

That being said, atleast it wasn't your first week at a new job ;)
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Good thinking...
 
moshquerade

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Originally posted by: warcrow
So, I'm training this new guy at work tonight so he can take over my postion after I leave next week. As we're going over some procedures, I feel some gas building up. Since we're working together for the next week, 10 hours a day...I decide the polite thing to do is to go outside and take care of my business there.

I walk outside, and wait to fart. As I'm sitting there waiting, I feel the needs to go to the bathroom (#1) and releive myself. Since the bathroom is located right next to us, one door down, I decide to walk to it. As I'm walking (its night time), I finally work something loose and bust ass!! AAAHHH YES!! It was one of those walking duck farts that just kinda keeps quacking with every step. About 5 steps later, I'm done and feel totally releived.

**COUGH*COUGH**

OH MY GOOD FVCK!!! Whats this I hear?!?! I turn around and there was someone smoking right in my fart path!!! She was under some trees on a little bench in the shadows, so I didnt even see her!! Not only was it just someone, it was a lady that I work directly with EVERYDAY! The look of horror in her face as I turned around and made eye contact with her, only ment that she couldnt beleive what horror I had just unleashed into her. I turned around and kept walking to the bathroom.

Needless to say, I walked around the other way to go back.

I drew up some pictures for you guys so you can get a better Idea of what just happened.

-= Diagram of the incident!

-= Here is what I saw when I looked back after busting a$$.
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this REALLY happened right?

if so i say ROCK AND ROLL, that is fvckin awesome! the duck farts that blast out on every step CRACK ME UP!!!!!!

 
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