Old person smell...

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Wait a minute-I'm old and I smell like lilacs.

I assume this "lilacs" you speak of is some type of balm.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Wait a minute-I'm old and I smell like lilacs.

I assume this "lilacs" you speak of is some type of balm.

Or mothballs.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Wait a minute-I'm old and I smell like lilacs.

I assume this "lilacs" you speak of is some type of balm.

Flowers.....flowers.........

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Wait a minute-I'm old and I smell like lilacs.

I assume this "lilacs" you speak of is some type of balm.

Flowers.....flowers.........

So they crush real flowers into ointments these days? What a time to be alive!

 

[HumblePie]

The recipe for old person smell.

1 part gangerous, open sucking wound.
1 part bacterial build up from folds of skin or fat that never get washed due to joint pain that arises when reaching there.
1 part mentadent
1 part alkaselzter
1 part old spice/white diamonds
1 part fungal infection of the nails
1 part moth balls
1 part continous stream of SBDs (silent but deadly) farts due to loser skin and sphincters and more build up from less bowel movements.
1 part coco-butter lotion
1 part arthritis cream



Mix them up for a truly unique concotion by doubling or tripling parts for your own unique old person smell.


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Disclaimer: humblepie does not nor ever will encourage continual use of old person smell due to possible side effects. Side effects can include, headaches, halitosis, the gum disease gingivitis, receding hair line, blindness, deafness, joint pain, muscle pain, back pain, uncontrollable shakes, uncontrollable bed wetting, memory lapses, lose of sight, loss of hearing, lose of voice, paralysis, wrinkles, liver spots, greying hair, lose of teeth, menopause, swollen ankles, diabetes, impotence, flatulence, and death.