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Old person smell...

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The recipe for old person smell.

1 part gangerous, open sucking wound.
1 part bacterial build up from folds of skin or fat that never get washed due to joint pain that arises when reaching there.
1 part mentadent
1 part alkaselzter
1 part old spice/white diamonds
1 part fungal infection of the nails
1 part moth balls
1 part continous stream of SBDs (silent but deadly) farts due to loser skin and sphincters and more build up from less bowel movements.
1 part coco-butter lotion
1 part arthritis cream



Mix them up for a truly unique concotion by doubling or tripling parts for your own unique old person smell.


Legal disclaimer: humblepie reserves all rights and patents to the old person smell formula. Copy right infringement will be enforced.
Disclaimer: humblepie does not nor ever will encourage continual use of old person smell due to possible side effects. Side effects can include, headaches, halitosis, the gum disease gingivitis, receding hair line, blindness, deafness, joint pain, muscle pain, back pain, uncontrollable shakes, uncontrollable bed wetting, memory lapses, lose of sight, loss of hearing, lose of voice, paralysis, wrinkles, liver spots, greying hair, lose of teeth, menopause, swollen ankles, diabetes, impotence, flatulence, and death.
 
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