Old People

[mmntech]

Being miserable

Talking about dying

My store, since I should be the only one dispensing the above two.

 

[Red Dawn]

Acting entitled because they're old.

Compared to being entitled because you're young?

Now get the fuck off my lawn

 

[Red Dawn]

Being miserable

Talking about dying

My store, since I should be the only one dispensing the above two.

Lol, I don't know about talking about dying but they do talk a lot about their health or lack of it.

 

[shortylickens]

4) facebook

they either lurk or post inappropriate stuff, or begin to use it as their only means of contact.

Yeahh, umm, thats pretty much exactly what the young people do too.

 

[jhu]

拿我們的錢.
講國語／普通話 (我不喜歡中國&#20154

 

[MovingTarget]

Your social security check is late!
Stuff costs more than it used to!
Young people use curse words!

 

[schneiderguy]

拿我們的錢.
講國語/普通話 (我不喜歡中國&#20154

I don't speak no Chinese, man.

 

[jhu]

i don't speak no chinese, man.

你是老年人? 如果你拿我的錢, 我會殺你.

 

[Perknose]

4) facebook

they either lurk or post inappropriate stuff, or begin to use it as their only means of contact.

example wall post: "Sally, I left that $20 on the counter for you at Aunt Jane's. Love you, talk to you later. I am making lasagna for dinner tonight. Start the load of whites when you get home and change the litter box. xoxoox"

I had NO idea your real life first name was Sally, melty!

 

[KeithTalent]

你是老年人? 如果你拿我的錢, 我會殺你.

Stop spamming the Chinese everywhere.

KT

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Voting. Old people are the laziest fucking leeches you'll ever see, and they vote accordingly.

 

[Paladin3]

Complaining, being generally ridiculous and always fishing for sympathy.

My MIL is staying with us for the holidays and the woman can't stop complaining and talking out of her ass for a minute. I actually overheard her telling my daughter that she should go out for cheerleading since it will help her get into a good college. Jesus, the girl wants to be a doctor, not shake her tail for horny football fans. STFU Grandma! I'm trying to keep my little girl OFF the pole.

I was serving dinner yesterday and had about half the food on the table when she loudly mentioned that if there wasn't enough for everyone she didn't have to eat.

 

[Perknose]

I was serving dinner yesterday and had about half the food on the table when she loudly mentioned that if there wasn't enough for everyone she didn't have to eat.

Tell her there's not enough air in your house, she what she offers. :awe:

 

[Cyco]

Stop spamming the Chinese everywhere.

KT

You gotta admit, once you run it through Google translate, it's kind of funny.

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Voting on social issues.

 

[highland145]

That's a double negative, bad grammar.

That's because he's a wood pecker.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

4) facebook

they either lurk or post inappropriate stuff, or begin to use it as their only means of contact.

example wall post: "Sally, I left that $20 on the counter for you at Aunt Jane's. Love you, talk to you later. I am making lasagna for dinner tonight. Start the load of whites when you get home and change the litter box. xoxoox"

Old people should be made to pass a basic PC competency test before being allowed to connect their PC to the internet. We all laugh when we receive Nigerian spam or other scam emails, but just think -- if it weren't for gullible old people, we'd never see that crap because it wouldn't work.

 

[KGB]

I'm certain none of you will ever reach old age.

With your superior intellect you will no doubt step in front of a bus or 'French kiss' an AC receptacle.

 

[zokudu]

I'm killing myself when I reach 55

 

[BurnItDwn]

They should not be allowed to let anybody on their lawn.