Old People

[bignateyk]

Let's make a list of things old people should be banned from:

1) Writing checks
2) Driving

 

[olds]

3) Reading drivel

 

[meltdown75]

4) facebook

they either lurk or post inappropriate stuff, or begin to use it as their only means of contact.

example wall post: "Sally, I left that $20 on the counter for you at Aunt Jane's. Love you, talk to you later. I am making lasagna for dinner tonight. Start the load of whites when you get home and change the litter box. xoxoox"

 

[OCGuy]

Scat porn

 

[Tweak155]

5) Talking about stocks.

 

[HAL9000]

6) Listening to young people bitch.

 

[joesmoke]

giving out advice to people who have made it just as far as them but 30 years faster

 

[Numenorean]

7) Not killing neckarb.

 

[911paramedic]

Storytelling.

 

[schneiderguy]

Complaining about young people.

 

[HAL9000]

7) Not killing neckarb.

That's a double negative, bad grammar.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

8) Being so smelly.

 

[x-alki]

I find it very amusing that young people have no clue what lies ahead for them, just like us old people did when we were young.

Now where'd I leave my Poli-Grip?

 

[olds]

That's a double negative, bad grammar.

 

[HAL9000]

 

[slayer202]

Naked grandma

 

[KeithTalent]

Swimming pools.

Movie theatres.

KT

 

[slayer202]

Swimming pools.

Movie theatres.

KT

ygpm

 

[boomerang]

9) paying taxes

 

[Leros]

public nudity

 

[Fritzo]

Any frickin' thing that uses buttons or involved more than 2 steps.

 

[Numenorean]

That's a double negative, bad grammar.

It's a double negative for a reason, therefore it's fine.

 

[Red Dawn]

Well there's one thing us old people have over you guys, when we were young we looked good naked. That's probably why we had more sex and didn't need online forums like L&R.

 

[ahenkel]

I miss my granddad taking 30 minutes to write a 35 cent check for a senior coffee at McDonalds then telling me to steal as much ketchup and napkins as I could stuff in my pockets

 

[zokudu]

Acting entitled because they're old.