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jononew22

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Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They're all going to be waking up from their naps soon, and after 30 minutes fiddling with the keyboard to type a message, you're going to be pwned swing style.



I just woke-up. This is a funny thread.

To the OP,"Just live long enough sonny,your time will come at the short end of the stick,
you just got to live long enough!"

You chose to work in a service industry. Deal with ppl. Kindness and tolerance goes a long way in this short sweet life. Anger is spiritual buglery. Do not let your interaction with others piss you off, they walk away smiling knowing they left you a steaming pile. A short while later they forget it and you take it to bed at night. Whats wrong with this picture??

Have a nice day, I'm 58 ;)

freakin owned.....oh yeah, QFT.
 
Dec 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They're all going to be waking up from their naps soon, and after 30 minutes fiddling with the keyboard to type a message, you're going to be pwned swing style.



I just woke-up. This is a funny thread.

To the OP,"Just live long enough sonny,your time will come at the short end of the stick,
you just got to live long enough!"

You chose to work in a service industry. Deal with ppl. Kindness and tolerance goes a long way in this short sweet life. Anger is spiritual buglery. Do not let your interaction with others piss you off, they walk away smiling knowing they left you a steaming pile. A short while later they forget it and you take it to bed at night. Whats wrong with this picture??

Have a nice day, I'm 58 ;)

58's not "old". "Old" is 70~+, imo. And this is my way of "letting things go", thankyouveddymuch. I mean, I'm going home with a 24-year old girl that everyone is;

A.) ogling,

or,

B.) congratulating me for.

(No pics)

So there's definitely no need for me to harbor this ill will towards the geriatric folks. But, as it stands now while I'm at work, I think I'm going to bitch and whine a bit more. :evil: :D
 

effowe

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
:confused:

Let me modify that prior statement. 90% of old people (meaning, geriatrics) suck.

The ones that suck, suck hard and long.

:shocked: Lemonparty?
 

Oil

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They're all going to be waking up from their naps soon, and after 30 minutes fiddling with the keyboard to type a message, you're going to be pwned swing style.



I just woke-up. This is a funny thread.

To the OP,"Just live long enough sonny,your time will come at the short end of the stick,
you just got to live long enough!"

You chose to work in a service industry. Deal with ppl. Kindness and tolerance goes a long way in this short sweet life. Anger is spiritual buglery. Do not let your interaction with others piss you off, they walk away smiling knowing they left you a steaming pile. A short while later they forget it and you take it to bed at night. Whats wrong with this picture??

Have a nice day, I'm 58 ;)

58's not "old". "Old" is 70~+, imo. And this is my way of "letting things go", thankyouveddymuch. I mean, I'm going home with a 24-year old girl that everyone is;

A.) ogling,

or,

B.) congratulating me for.

(No pics)

So there's definitely no need for me to harbor this ill will towards the geriatric folks. But, as it stands now while I'm at work, I think I'm going to bitch and whine a bit more. :evil: :D

Damn I didn't know Motel 6 employees can get 24-year old chicks

Nice :thumbsup:
 

maziwanka

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
I work at a hotel (if you can call it that) right now.

I hate all these old folks, always walking in without reservations (they NEVER have one), expecting us to bend backwards to cave to their every whim, constantly whining/judging everything in sight, whether it be their damn business or not, constantly asking "is this your best rate", "is this your best rate"?

God I want to jump over them and pummel the sh1t out of them.

Seriously.

That's gonna be you when you're older.
 

MartyMcFly3

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They're all going to be waking up from their naps soon, and after 30 minutes fiddling with the keyboard to type a message, you're going to be pwned swing style.



I just woke-up. This is a funny thread.

To the OP,"Just live long enough sonny,your time will come at the short end of the stick,
you just got to live long enough!"

You chose to work in a service industry. Deal with ppl. Kindness and tolerance goes a long way in this short sweet life. Anger is spiritual buglery. Do not let your interaction with others piss you off, they walk away smiling knowing they left you a steaming pile. A short while later they forget it and you take it to bed at night. Whats wrong with this picture??

Have a nice day, I'm 58 ;)

58's not "old". "Old" is 70~+, imo. And this is my way of "letting things go", thankyouveddymuch. I mean, I'm going home with a 24-year old girl that everyone is;

A.) ogling,

or,

B.) congratulating me for.

(No pics)

So there's definitely no need for me to harbor this ill will towards the geriatric folks. But, as it stands now while I'm at work, I think I'm going to bitch and whine a bit more. :evil: :D

shens...

pics or BAN!
 
Dec 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They're all going to be waking up from their naps soon, and after 30 minutes fiddling with the keyboard to type a message, you're going to be pwned swing style.



I just woke-up. This is a funny thread.

To the OP,"Just live long enough sonny,your time will come at the short end of the stick,
you just got to live long enough!"

You chose to work in a service industry. Deal with ppl. Kindness and tolerance goes a long way in this short sweet life. Anger is spiritual buglery. Do not let your interaction with others piss you off, they walk away smiling knowing they left you a steaming pile. A short while later they forget it and you take it to bed at night. Whats wrong with this picture??

Have a nice day, I'm 58 ;)

58's not "old". "Old" is 70~+, imo. And this is my way of "letting things go", thankyouveddymuch. I mean, I'm going home with a 24-year old girl that everyone is;

A.) ogling,

or,

B.) congratulating me for.

(No pics)

So there's definitely no need for me to harbor this ill will towards the geriatric folks. But, as it stands now while I'm at work, I think I'm going to bitch and whine a bit more. :evil: :D

shens...

pics or BAN!


Pshhh, that reminds me of a joke;

What do you call an attractive girl at Western Illinois University?

A guest.

And I should know, I've known girls there/visited. :evil:
 

MartyMcFly3

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They're all going to be waking up from their naps soon, and after 30 minutes fiddling with the keyboard to type a message, you're going to be pwned swing style.



I just woke-up. This is a funny thread.

To the OP,"Just live long enough sonny,your time will come at the short end of the stick,
you just got to live long enough!"

You chose to work in a service industry. Deal with ppl. Kindness and tolerance goes a long way in this short sweet life. Anger is spiritual buglery. Do not let your interaction with others piss you off, they walk away smiling knowing they left you a steaming pile. A short while later they forget it and you take it to bed at night. Whats wrong with this picture??

Have a nice day, I'm 58 ;)

58's not "old". "Old" is 70~+, imo. And this is my way of "letting things go", thankyouveddymuch. I mean, I'm going home with a 24-year old girl that everyone is;

A.) ogling,

or,

B.) congratulating me for.

(No pics)

So there's definitely no need for me to harbor this ill will towards the geriatric folks. But, as it stands now while I'm at work, I think I'm going to bitch and whine a bit more. :evil: :D

shens...

pics or BAN!


Pshhh, that reminds me of a joke;

What do you call an attractive girl at Western Illinois University?

A guest.

And I should know, I've known girls there/visited. :evil:

Sadly that joke isnt that far from the truth. :(

But Western will always be better than your chump-change school. :p
 

Crescent13

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I hate them old people too. We were at my mom's chairopractor and my sister was watching toy story that was playing on the tv. at the time I was 12, and my sister that was with me was 8. They were showing the part where buzz and woody are fighting in the gas station. and this old lady was like, "this is too violent" "you kids shouldn't be watching this" "this is too violent for you". what really made me mad was that she said "you kids", as if I was too young to be watching toy story!! I wasn't even paying attention because it is a little kids movie!! I wanted soo bad to bring in half-life 2 on my laptop and ask her "is this too violent?". that was 2 years ago.
 

mchammer

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Originally posted by: Crescent13
I hate them old people too. We were at my mom's chairopractor and my sister was watching toy story that was playing on the tv. at the time I was 12, and my sister that was with me was 8. They were showing the part where buzz and woody are fighting in the gas station. and this old lady was like, "this is too violent" "you kids shouldn't be watching this" "this is too violent for you". what really made me mad was that she said "you kids", as if I was too young to be watching toy story!! I wasn't even paying attention because it is a little kids movie!! I wanted soo bad to bring in half-life 2 on my laptop and ask her "is this too violent?". that was 2 years ago.

You are very cool. Shows her!!
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: Crescent13
I hate them old people too. We were at my mom's chairopractor and my sister was watching toy story that was playing on the tv. at the time I was 12, and my sister that was with me was 8. They were showing the part where buzz and woody are fighting in the gas station. and this old lady was like, "this is too violent" "you kids shouldn't be watching this" "this is too violent for you". what really made me mad was that she said "you kids", as if I was too young to be watching toy story!! I wasn't even paying attention because it is a little kids movie!! I wanted soo bad to bring in half-life 2 on my laptop and ask her "is this too violent?". that was 2 years ago.

I would have loved to see you play HL2 on a laptop....two years ago.
 

Crescent13

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Originally posted by: mchammer
Originally posted by: Crescent13
I hate them old people too. We were at my mom's chairopractor and my sister was watching toy story that was playing on the tv. at the time I was 12, and my sister that was with me was 8. They were showing the part where buzz and woody are fighting in the gas station. and this old lady was like, "this is too violent" "you kids shouldn't be watching this" "this is too violent for you". what really made me mad was that she said "you kids", as if I was too young to be watching toy story!! I wasn't even paying attention because it is a little kids movie!! I wanted soo bad to bring in half-life 2 on my laptop and ask her "is this too violent?". that was 2 years ago.

You are very cool. Shows her!!


Especially since my mom allowed me to play half-life 2. she couldn't do anything about it!
 

Crescent13

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Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Crescent13
I hate them old people too. We were at my mom's chairopractor and my sister was watching toy story that was playing on the tv. at the time I was 12, and my sister that was with me was 8. They were showing the part where buzz and woody are fighting in the gas station. and this old lady was like, "this is too violent" "you kids shouldn't be watching this" "this is too violent for you". what really made me mad was that she said "you kids", as if I was too young to be watching toy story!! I wasn't even paying attention because it is a little kids movie!! I wanted soo bad to bring in half-life 2 on my laptop and ask her "is this too violent?". that was 2 years ago.

I would have loved to see you play HL2 on a laptop....two years ago.


it was right after half life 2 came out. that must have been 1 year ago. and my laptop did run it fine.
 
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Originally posted by: Crescent13
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Crescent13
I hate them old people too. We were at my mom's chairopractor and my sister was watching toy story that was playing on the tv. at the time I was 12, and my sister that was with me was 8. They were showing the part where buzz and woody are fighting in the gas station. and this old lady was like, "this is too violent" "you kids shouldn't be watching this" "this is too violent for you". what really made me mad was that she said "you kids", as if I was too young to be watching toy story!! I wasn't even paying attention because it is a little kids movie!! I wanted soo bad to bring in half-life 2 on my laptop and ask her "is this too violent?". that was 2 years ago.

I would have loved to see you play HL2 on a laptop....two years ago.


it was right after half life 2 came out. that must have been 1 year ago. and my laptop did run it fine.

Compared to you, EVERYONE that posts on ATOT is "old people". :p
 
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They're all going to be waking up from their naps soon, and after 30 minutes fiddling with the keyboard to type a message, you're going to be pwned swing style.



I just woke-up. This is a funny thread.

To the OP,"Just live long enough sonny,your time will come at the short end of the stick,
you just got to live long enough!"

You chose to work in a service industry. Deal with ppl. Kindness and tolerance goes a long way in this short sweet life. Anger is spiritual buglery. Do not let your interaction with others piss you off, they walk away smiling knowing they left you a steaming pile. A short while later they forget it and you take it to bed at night. Whats wrong with this picture??

Have a nice day, I'm 58 ;)

58's not "old". "Old" is 70~+, imo. And this is my way of "letting things go", thankyouveddymuch. I mean, I'm going home with a 24-year old girl that everyone is;

A.) ogling,

or,

B.) congratulating me for.

(No pics)

So there's definitely no need for me to harbor this ill will towards the geriatric folks. But, as it stands now while I'm at work, I think I'm going to bitch and whine a bit more. :evil: :D

shens...

pics or BAN!


Pshhh, that reminds me of a joke;

What do you call an attractive girl at Western Illinois University?

A guest.

And I should know, I've known girls there/visited. :evil:

Sadly that joke isnt that far from the truth. :(

But Western will always be better than your chump-change school. :p


Yeah, but only if you're going to be a pig. Oink-oink. Plus we have ludicrus amounts of (hot) poon floating around! :thumbsup:
 

Crescent13

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: Crescent13
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Crescent13
I hate them old people too. We were at my mom's chairopractor and my sister was watching toy story that was playing on the tv. at the time I was 12, and my sister that was with me was 8. They were showing the part where buzz and woody are fighting in the gas station. and this old lady was like, "this is too violent" "you kids shouldn't be watching this" "this is too violent for you". what really made me mad was that she said "you kids", as if I was too young to be watching toy story!! I wasn't even paying attention because it is a little kids movie!! I wanted soo bad to bring in half-life 2 on my laptop and ask her "is this too violent?". that was 2 years ago.

I would have loved to see you play HL2 on a laptop....two years ago.


it was right after half life 2 came out. that must have been 1 year ago. and my laptop did run it fine.

Compared to you, EVERYONE that posts on ATOT is "old people". :p

well i'm just a few months under 14 years old, and I consider old people to be 70+ years old.
 

MartyMcFly3

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They're all going to be waking up from their naps soon, and after 30 minutes fiddling with the keyboard to type a message, you're going to be pwned swing style.



I just woke-up. This is a funny thread.

To the OP,"Just live long enough sonny,your time will come at the short end of the stick,
you just got to live long enough!"

You chose to work in a service industry. Deal with ppl. Kindness and tolerance goes a long way in this short sweet life. Anger is spiritual buglery. Do not let your interaction with others piss you off, they walk away smiling knowing they left you a steaming pile. A short while later they forget it and you take it to bed at night. Whats wrong with this picture??

Have a nice day, I'm 58 ;)

58's not "old". "Old" is 70~+, imo. And this is my way of "letting things go", thankyouveddymuch. I mean, I'm going home with a 24-year old girl that everyone is;

A.) ogling,

or,

B.) congratulating me for.

(No pics)

So there's definitely no need for me to harbor this ill will towards the geriatric folks. But, as it stands now while I'm at work, I think I'm going to bitch and whine a bit more. :evil: :D

shens...

pics or BAN!


Pshhh, that reminds me of a joke;

What do you call an attractive girl at Western Illinois University?

A guest.

And I should know, I've known girls there/visited. :evil:

Sadly that joke isnt that far from the truth. :(

But Western will always be better than your chump-change school. :p


Yeah, but only if you're going to be a pig. Oink-oink. Plus we have ludicrus amounts of (hot) poon floating around! :thumbsup:

That would be "ludicrous", college boy. Shows how much of an education YOU are getting.
 
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

That would be "ludicrous", college boy. Shows how much of an education YOU are getting.

Duly noted.

Then again, I *am* going home with a hottie, so I don't give a fvck. :p
 

MartyMcFly3

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

That would be "ludicrous", college boy. Shows how much of an education YOU are getting.

Duly noted.

Then again, I *am* going home with a hottie, so I don't give a fvck. :p

Too bad she'll realize that all your diploma is good for is using it to wipe your rear end...
 

mchammer

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Probably not the best to be on ATOT if your 13. Especially with the amount of retards we have. I fear for your future. :p
 
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

That would be "ludicrous", college boy. Shows how much of an education YOU are getting.

Duly noted.

Then again, I *am* going home with a hottie, so I don't give a fvck. :p

Too bad she'll realize that all your diploma is good for is using it to wipe your rear end...

She already knows. She's in my major. :evil: