Ok, so I just found out my neighbors are "swingers"

[Eli]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Lucky

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Lucky
did she tell you this with her husband in sight?

Yeah, he was sitting right them. He seemed pretty clam about it. He told me they picked up this girl once at a local bar that I actually go to, and all the nefarious things him and his wife did. He was pretty open about it.

Not them I'm an expert on this...<ahem>...but if that's the case I'd say it's pretty clear they are "setting the scene" to invite you in their love nest. Are you marrried/have a S.O? It'd be a little stranger if you don't, but then again there are plenty of guys who enjoy watching their wives get banged by other guys. Or there's the chance that he hits both ways...

Well I was pretty oblivious as to their "scene" until they mentioned it. He doesn't seem overtly gay, although I cannot fathom "going there" at all! I do have a girlfriend, although our relationship is pretty open provided well tell the other one. Honestly between her and I we've never really discussed this type of thing. It seems a bit overly animalistic...

Meh. If you have a girlfriend, why even bother? Even if it's a pretty open relationship..

I really don't think it would bode well.. If it gives you any weird feelings, that's because it's weird. Plus, the disease thing.. yuck.

I'd just take it as an "That's interesting", and leave it at that.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Do this:

1. Drink a little (get some courage up)
2. With them both there, just say "allright, WTH is the deal, here? I don't swing both ways (if you do, ignore this step).
3. At that point, HE will tell you what the deal is. He may say he wants to clean your pipes. :Q He may say "i want you to bang my wife like the semen receptacle that she is." Just make sure he understands that if he touches you, you'll tear the larynx from his throat.
4. Bang her like a gong on New Year's Eve.

Hahahha...

Ok, but I actually like to have some respect for people, at least outside of this place I mean. Semen recepacle?

Yeah, he doesn't seem to act like it's "about him." My guess is the girlfriend maybe has seen me all this time and got up the courage to say something, and he's ok with it? She is pretty cute, I wish I did have pictures to share.

Buddy, if they are swingers, she IS a semen receptacle. Nothing more. Would you sit back and drink a beer while I defile your GF in holes you never knew she had? This guy will. And he'll like it, too. Just be careful he's not checking your hole out.

 

[Maverick]

the whole thing seems kinda gross to me. Post some pics of the wife.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
Um, I don't see the problem. You want to hit it yet your asking is there anything to worry about?

No, I don't really feel like venturing there, but she is attractive so it's not such an obvious decision. She does have giant bewbies and a bikini, though. =)

They're my neighbors!

Well as long as her husband is ok with her "swinging" your way, why not? However, it may be inappropriate to just ask "hey can i screw ur wife?" Just make sure she wants you and he's cool with it

 

[Mallow]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Hit the lady and hit the man if you're gay rofl.

lol, I'll second that!

 

[Gnurb]

you only live once.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Mallow

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Hit the lady and hit the man if you're gay rofl.

lol, I'll second that!

You second hitting the dude too? :Q

*covers butt, exits thread walking backwards*

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Do this:

1. Drink a little (get some courage up)
2. With them both there, just say "allright, WTH is the deal, here? I don't swing both ways (if you do, ignore this step).
3. At that point, HE will tell you what the deal is. He may say he wants to clean your pipes. :Q He may say "i want you to bang my wife like the semen receptacle that she is." Just make sure he understands that if he touches you, you'll tear the larynx from his throat.
4. Bang her like a gong on New Year's Eve.

Hahahha...

Ok, but I actually like to have some respect for people, at least outside of this place I mean. Semen recepacle?

Yeah, he doesn't seem to act like it's "about him." My guess is the girlfriend maybe has seen me all this time and got up the courage to say something, and he's ok with it? She is pretty cute, I wish I did have pictures to share.

Buddy, if they are swingers, she IS a semen receptacle. Nothing more. Would you sit back and drink a beer while I defile your GF in holes you never knew she had? This guy will. And he'll like it, too. Just be careful he's not checking your hole out.

Doesn't that make me equally slutty even if I got involved? Isn't that a double standard?

Damn ye, morals!

 

[MichaelD]

Well, honestly?

If you want to bring "morals" into the mix...then you shouldn't have posted this thread.

Swinging implies conscience-free sexscapades. Period.

I have my own set of morals...I think a bit differently than other people.

For example, I have no quandry sleeping with a married woman if I don't know her husband, never met the guy, etc, etc. I get flamed for my beliefs..but I also get laid. Life is good when you're not a weenie.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Well, honestly?

If you want to bring "morals" into the mix...then you shouldn't have posted this thread.

Swinging implies conscience-free sexscapades. Period.

I have my own set of morals...I think a bit differently than other people.

For example, I have no quandry sleeping with a married woman if I don't know her husband, never met the guy, etc, etc. I get flamed for my beliefs..but I also get laid. Life is good when you're not a weenie.

But then by your own admission and posts you admit to perpetuating a double standard, if she's a receptacle and I'm ?

 

[Ferocious]

I've slept with quite a few married womem in my past.

But only once did I ever screw one who was a neighbor....and it was quite awkward. Her husband did not know....unlike your situation....but I don't believe that would make any difference for me.

Also I will probably never do a neighbor again. Just too awkward afterwards.

 

[MichaelD]

Um...I don't think I admitted to a double standard...I'm a male whore...I make no bones about it.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Um...I don't think I admitted to a double standard...I'm a male whore...I make no bones about it.

Ok, I thought the general "vibe" was something different. No worries.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Um...I don't think I admitted to a double standard...I'm a male whore...I make no bones about it.

Ok, I thought the general "vibe" was something different. No worries.

Heh, when it comes to sexual conquest (concerning heterosexual leanings) I'm as "Vibe ON!" as it gets. Women are beautiful. ALL OF THEM.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Ferocious
I've slept with quite a few married womem in my past.

But only once did I ever screw one who was a neighbor....and it was quite awkward. Her husband did not know....unlike your situation....but I don't believe that would make any difference for me.

Also I will probably never do a neighbor again. Just too awkward afterwards.

Actually I already shagged one of the other neighbors, it's like a little melrose place here. She just got a roommate that's *incomprehensibly hot*, russian, speaks 4 languages. I'm so jealous. Seriously, she's the smartest, cutest girl I've ever known... and I have semi-nudies of her! :beer:

But that's another thread?

 

[MeanMeosh]

bill and hillary clinton, and al and tipper gore go camping one weekend. they get to drinking, and eventually the talk turns to swinging. both couples admit that they have never swung before, and so they decide to go for it.

the next morning, hillary comes out to eat breakfast, and sees bill. bill asks her how her nite was. hillary says "oh, it was wonderful! i had multiple orgasms" with a smile on her face, and then goes into details about how her nite was. then, when she's done, she asks "oh, and how was your nite with al?"

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
But that's another thread?

Or another PM :beer:

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Ferocious
I've slept with quite a few married womem in my past.

But only once did I ever screw one who was a neighbor....and it was quite awkward. Her husband did not know....unlike your situation....but I don't believe that would make any difference for me.

Also I will probably never do a neighbor again. Just too awkward afterwards.

Actually I already shagged one of the other neighbors, it's like a little melrose place here. She just got a roommate that's *incomprehensibly hot*, russian, speaks 4 languages. I'm so jealous. Seriously, she's the smartest, cutest girl I've ever known... and I have semi-nudies of her! :beer:

But that's another thread?

ROFL nice lie.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
But that's another thread?

Or another PM :beer:

I'd love to share but I have this sinking feeling she's my future wife. At least I'd love her to be. She looks just like penelope Cruise, only cuter and thinner. She got accepted to stanford but she's going to berkley this coming semester. Every guy there will be chasing her, guaranteed.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Ferocious
I've slept with quite a few married womem in my past.

But only once did I ever screw one who was a neighbor....and it was quite awkward. Her husband did not know....unlike your situation....but I don't believe that would make any difference for me.

Also I will probably never do a neighbor again. Just too awkward afterwards.

Actually I already shagged one of the other neighbors, it's like a little melrose place here. She just got a roommate that's *incomprehensibly hot*, russian, speaks 4 languages. I'm so jealous. Seriously, she's the smartest, cutest girl I've ever known... and I have semi-nudies of her! :beer:

But that's another thread?

ROFL nice lie.

Bet me and I'll pony up. I don't lie, I swear it.

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Well, I've come to know them casually by the pool over the past couple of years, and the woman has always sort of given me "the look." I thought it was innocent or I was over imaginative or something, but...

I call BS.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Well, I've come to know them casually by the pool over the past couple of years, and the woman has always sort of given me "the look." I thought it was innocent or I was over imaginative or something, but...

I call BS.

Eh, true. My life is always like this, it's a series of odd sh!t that you'd call bs on. I swear it's all true, though.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
But that's another thread?

Or another PM :beer:

I'd love to share but I have this sinking feeling she's my future wife. At least I'd love her to be. She looks just like penelope Cruise, only cuter and thinner. She got accepted to stanford but she's going to berkley this coming semester. Every guy there will be chasing her, guaranteed.

The word around here is that:
Hot chicks go to Berkley, but they they don't stay hot. They just kinda let themselves go.