Ok, so I just found out my neighbors are "swingers"

[iwearnosox]

Well, I've come to know them casually by the pool over the past couple of years, and the woman has always sort of given me "the look." I thought it was innocent or I was over imaginative or something, but...

So I'm out there this evening and they casually mention they've had relations with other men and women, in the context of their relationship. She yammered on about how she loves "multiple partners" and how it spices up their own relationship. Now that's not too unusual, it is flaky Northern California, but I try to act cool and accept them for the neighbors that they are.

I'm not quite sure how to feel about this, but she is kinda cute.

Is this something to fret over? Are they cool to hang out with, if only socially by the pool? Do I tell the other neighbors? Am I being hit on?

Such high drama!

 

[Nocturnal]

Hit the lady and hit the man if you're gay rofl.

 

[jadinolf]

Pics?

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Hit the lady and hit the man if you're gay rofl.

I'm decidedly not gay, but I'm not homophobic either.

 

[MichaelD]

Be careful...especially if her hubby seems realllllllll laid back.

You may be going thru her front door...and he may sneak up behind and go thru your back door. :Q

Beware the Gay Swinger.

 

[A5]

D*ITB

 

[Eli]

Just let them tend to their own business. It's really no big deal.

Just know that those kind of relationships don't work out 99% of the time though.

 

[KeyserSoze]

1) Stop Posting
2) Go Hit It
3) Pics?



Ummm....yeah, I think I covered all the bases here. Now go!





KeyserSoze

 

[Lucky]

did she tell you this with her husband in sight?

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Eli
Just let them tend to their own business. It's really no big deal.

Just know that those kind of relationships don't work out 99% of the time though.

For me or for them?

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: Eli
Just let them tend to their own business. It's really no big deal.

Just know that those kind of relationships don't work out 99% of the time though.

Exactly.

And by my post did I sound homophobic? I meant it literally. Isn't that how swinger relationships work? They switch partners and vice versa? Sorry I wouldn't know but I'm just guessing that is how it works.

 

[MithShrike]

Well then hit it! Also, tell me where they live for the next time I'm in Northern California. I am currently in Stockton right now but only have two days left! Muahahaha!

 

[pinoy]

......she is kinda cute.

hidden desire! go for it! who knows, maybe her husband has hidden desire for you also!:beer:

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Lucky
did she tell you this with her husband in sight?

Yeah, he was sitting right them. He seemed pretty clam about it. He told me they picked up this girl once at a local bar that I actually go to, and all the nefarious things him and his wife did. He was pretty open about it.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Um, I don't see the problem. You want to hit it yet your asking is there anything to worry about?

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: pinoy
......she is kinda cute.

hidden desire! go for it! who knows, maybe her husband has hidden desire for you also!:beer:

Meh, I do not have aspirations to be crowned the next Lord Jezo.

 

[Nocturnal]

Just worry about a disease or diseases.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
Um, I don't see the problem. You want to hit it yet your asking is there anything to worry about?

No, I don't really feel like venturing there, but she is attractive so it's not such an obvious decision. She does have giant bewbies and a bikini, though. =)

They're my neighbors!

 

[Lucky]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Lucky
did she tell you this with her husband in sight?

Yeah, he was sitting right them. He seemed pretty clam about it. He told me they picked up this girl once at a local bar that I actually go to, and all the nefarious things him and his wife did. He was pretty open about it.

Not them I'm an expert on this...<ahem>...but if that's the case I'd say it's pretty clear they are "setting the scene" to invite you in their love nest. Are you marrried/have a S.O? It'd be a little stranger if you don't, but then again there are plenty of guys who enjoy watching their wives get banged by other guys. Or there's the chance that he hits both ways...

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Just worry about a disease or diseases.

Yeah, that too. Bleh.

 

[Jugernot]

Personally I think it's disgusting. I wouldn't want my lady letting other guys dipping their wicks in her. That is just me...

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Eli
Just let them tend to their own business. It's really no big deal.

Just know that those kind of relationships don't work out 99% of the time though.

For me or for them?

For them. The point was it is probably best not to get involved.

Being neighbors and such, it could turn bad in pretty short order.

Course, that's just MO. I could never function in that sort of relationship.. Heh. You also have to know that they're probably kinda fscked up. It's definately not normal.

 

[MichaelD]

Do this:

1. Drink a little (get some courage up)
2. With them both there, just say "allright, WTH is the deal, here? I don't swing both ways (if you do, ignore this step).
3. At that point, HE will tell you what the deal is. He may say he wants to clean your pipes. :Q He may say "i want you to bang my wife like the semen receptacle that she is." Just make sure he understands that if he touches you, you'll tear the larynx from his throat.
4. Bang her like a gong on New Year's Eve.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Lucky

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Lucky
did she tell you this with her husband in sight?

Yeah, he was sitting right them. He seemed pretty clam about it. He told me they picked up this girl once at a local bar that I actually go to, and all the nefarious things him and his wife did. He was pretty open about it.

Not them I'm an expert on this...<ahem>...but if that's the case I'd say it's pretty clear they are "setting the scene" to invite you in their love nest. Are you marrried/have a S.O? It'd be a little stranger if you don't, but then again there are plenty of guys who enjoy watching their wives get banged by other guys. Or there's the chance that he hits both ways...

Well I was pretty oblivious as to their "scene" until they mentioned it. He doesn't seem overtly gay, although I cannot fathom "going there" at all! I do have a girlfriend, although our relationship is pretty open provided well tell the other one. Honestly between her and I we've never really discussed this type of thing. It seems a bit overly animalistic...

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Do this:

1. Drink a little (get some courage up)
2. With them both there, just say "allright, WTH is the deal, here? I don't swing both ways (if you do, ignore this step).
3. At that point, HE will tell you what the deal is. He may say he wants to clean your pipes. :Q He may say "i want you to bang my wife like the semen receptacle that she is." Just make sure he understands that if he touches you, you'll tear the larynx from his throat.
4. Bang her like a gong on New Year's Eve.

Hahahha...

Ok, but I actually like to have some respect for people, at least outside of this place I mean. Semen recepacle?

Yeah, he doesn't seem to act like it's "about him." My guess is the girlfriend maybe has seen me all this time and got up the courage to say something, and he's ok with it? She is pretty cute, I wish I did have pictures to share.