Ohio Jesus statue struck by lightning, destroyed!!

JEDIYoda

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Looks to me as if God has a sense of humor.
God hurled a lightning bolt at the Jesus statue and decimated the statue!!
I can just hear God now -- ZAP!! Take that Jesus....



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100615...jA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yaWVzBHNsawNvaGlvamVzdXNzdGE-

MONROE, Ohio – A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.

The "King of Kings" statue, one of southwest Ohio's most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.

The lightning strike set the statue ablaze around 11:15 p.m., Monroe police dispatchers said.

The sculpture, 62 feet tall and 40 feet wide at the base, showed Jesus from the torso up and was nicknamed Touchdown Jesus because of the way his arms were raised, as though reaching out to catch a football. It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remained early Tuesday.

The fire spread from the statue to an adjacent amphitheater but was confined to the attic area, and no one was injured, police Chief Mark Neu said. The fire department would release a monetary damage estimate Tuesday, he said.

Travelers on Interstate 75 often were startled to come upon the huge statue by the roadside, but many said America needs more symbols like it. So many people stopped at the church campus that church officials had to build a walkway to accommodate them.

The 4,000-member, nondenominational church was founded by former horse trader Lawrence Bishop and his wife. Bishop said in 2004 he was trying to help people, not impress them, with the statue. He said his wife proposed the Jesus figure as a beacon of hope and salvation and they spent about $250,000 to finance it.
 

bunnyfubbles

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FUCK, not Touchdown Jesus :(

very amateur video of a guy trying to get some of the aftermath:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fdFTZj1UV4

ironic video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlhKA7OE04

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Fox5

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What's wrong with you guys? It's Zeus that's in charge of lightning.
 

ebaycj

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I hope they don't try and rebuild. Smiting that statue was God's will, just imagine what he would do to them if they tried to rebuild it.
 

khon

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Looks like Jesus just got a bit of tough love from his dad.

Btw who was the genious who thought it would be a good idea to build a giant statue of plastic foam over a steel frame ? That's a lightning rod coated in flammable material .....
 
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CycloWizard

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The Styrofoam Savior? Gone?? Now I'll only know I'm almost to Cinci when I see the giant, anatomically correct horse on I-75.
 

piasabird

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Steel Frame is the key here. It is like setting up a giant lightning rod and covering it with a highly flamable material. Probably looked like a giant fireball. There is probably a better material to construct it from. Looks like a giant mega-church; either that or a football stadium.
 

EagleKeeper

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Is there some phrase in the Old Testament that states that there shall not be any other worship of images.

And here is the result!
 

Borealis7

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nothing to see here. its just a statue. no one is angry at Cheeses Crust.
this would've happened sooner or later. if you take a long enough stretch of time, eventually lightning will hit every spot on earth with 100&#37; probability.
 

Lemon law

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So much for the people who say, "I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus....................."

Next time you build a big Styrofoam plastic Jesus, duh, use a lightning rod and ground it next time.
 

Nemesis 1

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I hope they don't try and rebuild. Smiting that statue was God's will, just imagine what he would do to them if they tried to rebuild it.

Christ said I come not to change the law but to fulfill the law . Commandement Worship no images. Its a sign likely telling you you been decieved. Yes that includes the cross around your neck .
 

ayabe

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They need to replace it with something with actual meaning, like jesus toast, now that's an idol I can worship.

It's also more delicious than regular toast which is a nice bonus.
 

Joemonkey

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Looks to me as if God has a sense of humor.
God hurled a lightning bolt at the Jesus statue and decimated the statue!!
I can just hear God now -- ZAP!! Take that Jesus....

you need to look up the word decimated...
 

Lemon law

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Of course none of the retarded Christians will take this as a sign.
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Clearly Infohawk has never seen any Frankenstein movies, but when Dr. Frankenstein sews various parts of dead bodies together, as a final step, he invariably use the power of lightning to bring the dead back to life.

And here we are, 2000 Years of Christians have been waiting and waiting and waiting for that second coming of Jesus Christ. And who knows, maybe this is that sign that Jesus has been awakened from the dead.
 

ericlp

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Christ said he needs more donations! Dig deep brothers! We gotta rebuild that sucker!


$$$$$$$$$$$ Please help save Jehibus. Pretty funny!
 

Nemesis 1

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Sign of what? That he's coming down off the cross again?

What real proof do you have that Jesus died on the cross. What real proof do you have he didn't have 12 sons what real proof do you have that They didn't become rulers of the nations and all the inbreeding is for that reason . What proof do you have that the story told in the
the semerian tablets isn't the truth . What proof do you have that the Book of Enoch isn't in fact the trueth . Why isn't money backed by Gold . Why does Gold pricies rise and fall . What proof do you have that the christ was not the son of ceasar and cleopatra.

Gold seems to be alot of what everthing revolves around why is that.

The story about Christ existed thousands of years befor Christ we know was born in many cultures . Why is this . Why is our world falling apart.
 

Moonbeam

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What real proof do you have that Jesus died on the cross. What real proof do you have he didn't have 12 sons what real proof do you have that They didn't become rulers of the nations and all the inbreeding is for that reason . What proof do you have that the story told in the
the semerian tablets isn't the truth . What proof do you have that the Book of Enoch isn't in fact the trueth . Why isn't money backed by Gold . Why does Gold pricies rise and fall . What proof do you have that the christ was not the son of ceasar and cleopatra.

Gold seems to be alot of what everthing revolves around why is that.

The story about Christ existed thousands of years befor Christ we know was born in many cultures . Why is this . Why is our world falling apart.

We hate ourselves and feel we should die. It's the same reason a criminal often leaves his wallet at the scene of the crime. It's so very simple. The hard part. of course, is seeing that it's true for me too.