OH MY GOD

[beer]

Originally posted by: cremator
To my suprise, he bends over, and takes a massive squirting dump right in the f***ing front yard!!!! I swear to god this is no joke, but I am disgusted because he didn't wipe, and it's my f***ing front yard!!! God, I guess I'll just tell my dad or something, he never listens to me.

How were you able to categorize the dump as 'squirting' if you were watching this from the window?

 

[cremator]

Originally posted by: beer

How were you able to categorize the dump as 'squirting' if you were watching this from the window?

It literally shot out. Like a waterhose.

 

[vood0g]

man, i would force any family member of mine, sane or insane, to at least take a bath once a week. ::shivers::

 

[kranky]

That is not normal behavior. Something is not right with a person who hasn't bathed in over a year.

And I'm sorry, but I laughed at the original post when I saw your sig.

 

[DurocShark]

I need to go home now and puke.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: FrogDog
hahahahahahhaaaa funniest thread EVAR.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Aharami
hahahhha. you got pwned by ur grandpa

Definately. You should have snapped a pic with your digital camera and photoshopped 'pwned' onto it.

 

[jordank32]

fertilizer??

 

[Azraele]

OMG that's nasty. At least hose him down with some soapy water if he hasn't bathed in over a year.

And if someone were staying with me, I'd ask them to use the bathroom and not do their business in the yard.:disgust:

 

[PingSpike]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[cremator]

Originally posted by: Azraele
OMG that's nasty. At least hose him down with some soapy water if he hasn't bathed in over a year.

And if someone were staying with me, I'd ask them to use the bathroom and not do their business in the yard.:disgust:

He stays nextdoor to me. But he drinks his beer in our yard because we have a shed he can sit under.

 

[hevnsnt]

Thats Hot!

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: cremator
He stays nextdoor to me. But he drinks his beer in our yard because we have a shed he can sit under.

Time to move the shed

 

[Turkish]

mauhauah you got owned. rub his nose to the dump and put him in the restroom. oh wait, that works for cats, not grandpas

 

[maziwanka]

has no one commented on the fact that he went to get alcohol for his grandfather when he's an alcoholic?

other than that, the sh!t story was pretty good (but extremely nastayyyyyyyyyyy)

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Modeps
shens.

:thumbsup:





or tub pawpaw!!!!!!!:Q

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Modeps
shens.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/ThePresence/shens.jpg

 

[Bryophyte]

He really needs to be taken to his doctor. That level of dementia is not healthy for him.

 

[dquan97]

pic?

 

[conjur]

Why didn't you drive him to an AA meeting instead?

 

[cremator]

Originally posted by: dquan97
pic?

I have a digital camera, the mud poo is still scattered under the shed, but thats just wrong on many levels, and I refuse to sicken myself and innocent ATOTers.

 

[Kalvin00]

omgwtf!

 

[PingSpike]

Maybe you should do you and your grandpa a favor and just back over him with your car. Its for the best.

Seriously, lock him out of your house though.

 

[cremator]

Originally posted by: conjur
Why didn't you drive him to an AA meeting instead?

Not that he'd go. Once he passed out and hit his face on the kitchen cabinet, splitting his bottom lip in half. He just replied "I'll put some cream on it". Finally my uncle took him to the hospital.

I guess it is part of his past, he grew up in the 30s and such, and where he lived, they had much of nothing. He has been injured plenty of times, and has only been to the hospital twice. Once for the lip, and the second time his friend crashed and the ambulance took them both to the emergency room.

He's done some crazy stuff in his time, once we rode to the lake we owned, and it had a gate around it, he pulled in the driveway, then smashed into the gate. But nothing compares to seeing him take a dump in mid day in the yard.

 

[Ninjja]

wow...man that makes me sad. But I guess, whatareyagonnado? He's old, I guess let him be (as long as it isn't going to harm someone else)....but i'm sorry, it sucks to see someone you love behave so crazily.