OH MY GOD

[cremator]

I am so sickened right now. I took my grandpa to the store to get some alcohol (hes an alcoholic). When we returned, I told him I'm going inside to call around about some jobs.

I looked out of my window and saw him messing with his belt, at first I thought he was going to take a leak in the yard, which isn't out of the ordinary anymore (although we live less than 30 feet from the busy road).

To my suprise, he bends over, and takes a massive squirting dump right in the f***ing front yard!!!! I swear to god this is no joke, but I am disgusted because he didn't wipe, and it's my f***ing front yard!!! God, I guess I'll just tell my dad or something, he never listens to me.

 

[skace]

hahahaha

 

[Legendary]

Ummm....stop buying him booze? Booze gives you the sh!ts.

 

[cremator]

Well, he bought it, and we live about 100 feet from the store. I was just being kind to him. He drinks around 8 32ozes of "King Cobra" cheap sh1t a day. If he wasn't my grandpa, I'd seriously kick his ass for doing that in my yard.

 

[Ikonomi]

Man, that is messed up and nasty. :thumbsdown:

 

[aphex]

lovely

 

[Aharami]

hahahhha. you got pwned by ur grandpa

 

[PliotronX]

Look at the bright side, at least he didn't leave any spent TP in the garbage.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Buy him diapers.

 

[isasir]

:camera:'s?

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: isasir
:camera:'s?

I don't know what's disturbed me more the grandfather or you!!!!!!

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: isasir
:camera:'s?

Eww

 

[vood0g]

dude, how old is your grandfather, and where do you live? it's normal for him to take a piss in the yard?

 

[FrogDog]

hahahahahahhaaaa funniest thread EVAR.

 

[Mucho]

Alzheimer most likely

 

[cremator]

Originally posted by: vood0g
dude, how old is your grandfather, and where do you live? it's normal for him to take a piss in the yard?

He's about 77. We live in Georgia, but not really hick town. He doesn't really have Alzheimers, I'm not sure what the hell his deal is. And yes, he'll piss in the middle of the road is he wants to, thats just his nature. He got caught in a road block for driving intoxicated, and told the police officer to get backup because he wasn't going to jail, luckily he only lived a few hundred yards from the police block, so they let him go, hes just old and crazy I guess.

 

[natto fire]

And they say marijuana is ravaging society...

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Alzheimer most likely

or lack of knowledge. has he ever used a toilet before?

 

[DnetMHZ]

He doesn't really have Alzheimers, I'm not sure what the hell his deal is.

uumm... he's a drunk.

 

[cremator]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: Mucho
Alzheimer most likely

or lack of knowledge. has he ever used a toilet before?

Yeah he uses the toilet sometimes, but hes been about a year and a half without a bath. Oddly enough he never sweats, so his smell isn't harsh at all.

 

[Kipper]

At least he didn't take a dump in his pants.

 

[cremator]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
At least he didn't take a dump in his pants.

He didn't wipe, and as far as I could see out of the window, he didn't have underwear on.

 

[Modeps]

shens.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Yeah he uses the toilet sometimes, but hes been about a year and a half without a bath. Oddly enough he never sweats, so his smell isn't harsh at all.

Sh!t on yo' ass trumps sweat. You need to do an intervention and get the man bathed

Gramps still live on his own?

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: skace
hahahaha

pics??