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Offshore drilling is da best

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SunnyD

SunnyD

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So managed to get with a friend's friend who knows somebody who's cousin's sister's nephew's mother's brother's step-father's wife's uncle's son is in Congress who is trying to approve more offshore drilling. Went 50mi from somewhere. Took about 2 hours but I spent most of it on a hemorrhoid cushion facing slightly sideways.

Got to the spot which was an oil rig. Weather was perfectly clear and the water was a murky brown with all sorts of pretty rainbow colors in it and I could see about 0' down clear as mud. Managed to pump a few barrels with the first run with a single barrel weighting in at just over 306#. Pumped out limit of a lot really quick.

Headed back home and got in about 5. Refined the crude Sat night and put it in the gas tank. 5 306# barrels gave me probably a metric shitton of gasoline. Gave 2 shittons to coworkers and use one tonight.

All in all was a great first trip offshore and can't wait to do it again. Until then I'll just have to deal with Sunoco in the city.

Pics of course...
My ride on the trip out
Our "spot"
Me refining the oil
 
it's not the worst parody thread I've been witness to, but that's not saying much.

I award you zero points, and may, well, I have mercy on your soul.
 
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