Officials fear babies contracted herpes during circumcisions

[skace]

Originally posted by: CRXican
not circumsized = not normal, that ish is nasty, poor kid

Please explain how not circumsized is not normal. I'd love to hear it.

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Turns out baby penis is kosher.

That's so wrong, but I laughed out loud at it anyways. :laugh:

 

[ManSnake]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: CRXican
not circumsized = not normal, that ish is nasty, poor kid

Please explain how not circumsized is not normal. I'd love to hear it.

He is a Jew.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: Vic
Herpes Simplex Virus Type I is cold sores. Type II is the STD. Great fsckin' journalism :roll:

HSV-I is responsible for ~30% of genital infections.

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Tomorrow's headline:

"Pope Recovering In Hospital - Baffled By Thousands of Priests Suddenly Converting to Judaism"

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Turns out baby penis is kosher.

LOFL!!

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: ManSnake

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: CRXican
not circumsized = not normal, that ish is nasty, poor kid

Please explain how not circumsized is not normal. I'd love to hear it.

He is a Jew.

I'm not a jew. It's a matter of hygene, plus it looks a lot better.

 

[Night201]

Originally posted by: CRXican
that's disgusing, I'll refrain from negative comments about Jews but how can you trust any old man that puts his mouth on your new baby's penis?!!!

 

[Lenine]

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: ManSnake

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: CRXican
not circumsized = not normal, that ish is nasty, poor kid

Please explain how not circumsized is not normal. I'd love to hear it.

He is a Jew.

I'm not a jew. It's a matter of hygene, plus it looks a lot better.

Stop talking crap, look up the facts before you post.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

wtf?

 

[jdub1107]

Thats just wrong.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Lenine

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: ManSnake

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: CRXican
not circumsized = not normal, that ish is nasty, poor kid

Please explain how not circumsized is not normal. I'd love to hear it.

He is a Jew.

I'm not a jew. It's a matter of hygene, plus it looks a lot better.

Stop talking crap, look up the facts before you post.

Thank you.

And :beer: for you Jules for not following "convention". Who on earth decided it was good convention to begin with?

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Tomorrow's headline:

"Pope Recovering In Hospital - Baffled By Thousands of Priests Suddenly Converting to Judaism"

or stolen from fark...


"Michael Jackson converts to Judaism in 5...4...3...2..."

 

[SchrodingersDog]

spit or swallow?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: ManSnake

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: CRXican
not circumsized = not normal, that ish is nasty, poor kid

Please explain how not circumsized is not normal. I'd love to hear it.

He is a Jew.

I'm not a jew. It's a matter of hygene, plus it looks a lot better.

So you can't be trusted to clean your cock properly. How is that a reason to mutilate your natural state?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
You gotta gnaw that sh*t off.

Eeeew..lol

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Originally posted by: Anonemous

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Tomorrow's headline:

"Pope Recovering In Hospital - Baffled By Thousands of Priests Suddenly Converting to Judaism"

or stolen from fark...


"Michael Jackson converts to Judaism in 5...4...3...2..."

Isn't everything stolen from FARK?

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog

Originally posted by: Anonemous

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Tomorrow's headline:

"Pope Recovering In Hospital - Baffled By Thousands of Priests Suddenly Converting to Judaism"

or stolen from fark...


"Michael Jackson converts to Judaism in 5...4...3...2..."

Isn't everything stolen from FARK?

I was just quoting another version taken from fark.

 

[Anonemous]

another zinger from fark:

2005-02-02 02:10:15 PM Lovelight

Can I still suck blood if I'm a Christian? I GOTSTA drink blood! Its how I roll!

/MC pee pants

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
Tomorrow's headline:

"Pope Recovering In Hospital - Baffled By Thousands of Priests Suddenly Converting to Judaism"

LOL

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: Anonemous
another zinger from fark:

2005-02-02 02:10:15 PM Lovelight

Can I still suck blood if I'm a Christian? I GOTSTA drink blood! Its how I roll!

/MC pee pants

whoops

I meant /Little Brittle

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: CRXican
I'm not a jew. It's a matter of hygene, plus it looks a lot better.

"Looks" better? Do you dress your penis up and enter it in fashion shows?

Not to mention it lowers your sensitivity...

 

[GasX]

Stolen from my repost...

It's Baby's First STD!


I actually was sent this story by a jewish guy I work with who has me on his joke distribution list. Someone from his congregation responded saying he knows the mohel and that the Physician may be to blame for misdiagnosing BEFORE the bris....

Still, this whole oral aspect of the bris thing is just appalling...

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
spit or swallow?

lol, man you are on a roll.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: skace

Most mohels do it by hand, but Fischer uses a rare practice where he uses his mouth.

please someone explain...

what do you want us to do, draw you a fuckn picture?