Official World Cup Soccer Thread

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KeithTalent

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Yikes, looking dangerous already. That Robben guy is awesome.

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What's the deal? the soccernet.espn link in there is blocked at my work

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Please accept my condolences, and my apologies. On behalf of my colleagues in the sporting press, I would like to extend our sympathies following your elimination from the World Cup. I hope you can understand that the terrible things we have said about your country over your past two mind-numbingly boring games were not meant as national slights. It was simply the frustration talking. Your soccer team is horrible to watch

Apparently, there are nearly 7 million of you, my dear Paraguayans, landlocked in the middle of South America, bored out of your minds. I understand that your capital is Asuncion and that your climate ranges from subtropical to semiarid. I'm thinking more of you must live in the semi-arid region than not, but I stand to be corrected.

In exchange, please don't make me watch you play soccer ever again. I'd rather you drowned me in edible oils.


With love and sincerity,
Chris Jones

:D

KT