Official Snowstorm thread 07'-08'

[Pliablemoose]

I predict a snowstorm this winter, one that will perhaps end the world as we know it.

People will definitely die in these storms, and the insurance companies will cover up thousands, nay hundreds of auto accidents.

An elderly woman in Utah named Beth will slip on the ice & break her hip in December, December 24th to be precise, how horrible.

Feel free to add to this official snowstorm thread this winter as storms develop, and please keep in mind that I called it first.

I further predict that there will be power outages and that the snow in fact will fall from the sky.

Link to the scientific explanation about how snow is made Killer snow, bringer of death The Official link

Another scientific link to snowstorms: Official Weather Wiz Kids

Here's a link to how to survive & prepare for snowstorms Official snowstorm preparedness link

A link to Democrats killed in extreme global warming induced weather: Democrats killed by Republican induced extreme weather

As the snowstorms develop I'll keep this thread updated for your safety.

I'm locking this because rule #14 specifically states that no parody threads will be allowed. Hmmm wait a second, there doesn't seem to be a rule #14. DOH!!!!

I'll be right back, I have to go write rule #14!

Anandtech Senior Moderator
Red Dawn

LOL, all good threads have a moderator's comment.

I think it deserves a sticky, for obvious public safety reasons. :evil:

And thanks Red :thumbsup:

 

[Pepsi90919]

This post for sale. Reasonable rates. PM for more info.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

How accurate do you think you are?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
How accurate do you think you are?

The woman in Utah's name will be Beth.

 

[bobert]

can't wait

 

[Capt Caveman]

And what drugs are you currently on?

 

[mugs]

I think a better parody would be a thread predicting that Dave will post a FUD thread in the near future.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: bobert
can't wait

I know, I'm pretty excited too, searching for more links to prove this is politically motivated too, doggone Republicans are controlling the weather with the International Space Station.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: mugs
I think a better parody would be a thread predicting that Dave will post a FUD thread in the near future.

By mocking me, you're mocking poor Beth in Utah, she never asked the Republicans to corner the sand/salt market with their buddies and make billions.

 

[OdiN]

I predict that there will be snow on the ground in Colorado this December.

 

[Eli]

:laugh:

 

[vi edit]

This thread is sponsored by Toro Snowblowers.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: bobert
can't wait

I know, I'm pretty excited too, searching for more links to prove this is politically motivated too, doggone Republicans are controlling the weather with the International Space Station.

You seem to forget that the Chinese will use their earthquake machine on the Yellowstone Caldera causing it to explode.
Hot Lava = No snow.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
This thread is sponsored by Toro Snowblowers.

Amazing, you and I think alike, here's a snowblower related Republican corruption link: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.uticaod.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061030/COMMUNITY0601/61030019/1089">1996 / 10 years ago

Legion donates snowblower

Members of the American Legion Post 229, on Herkimer Road, donate a snowblower to the North Utica Senior Recreation Center. Among those at a presentation ceremony are Post Commander John Loperfido, Ruth Failing, Della Lipinski, Jean Murphy, Mildred Murphy, Jack LaPaglia, Betty Bellinger, Al Abraham, LeRoy Michel, Karen Nassar and Dick Raymond.
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[shopbruin]

i love you.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: freesia39
i love you.

:heart:

Just don't forget to write

 

[Oil]

You are too late, Dave already predicted a snowstorm this year

 

[Rastus]

This thread is going just like I previously predicted it would.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Rastus
This thread is going just like I previously predicted it would.

You can't call predicting how my predictions go, sorry, but I appreciate your input into this thread, keeping all the snow in one place.

I'd also like to point out that Skoorb isn't a citizen, coincidence? I think not.

 

[JohnCU]

dave has grown infinitely powerful now, he controls the weather. he will cancel your snowstorm to prove you wrong.

 

[Pepsi90919]

all your snow are belong to dmcowen674

 

[RedCOMET]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
all your snow are belong to dmcowen674

no wonder there is no snow in the Louisiana. thanks alot, dmcowen674.



~j/k

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
And what drugs are you currently on?

Apparently the same drugs I'm supposed to be on.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: RedCOMET

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
all your snow are belong to dmcowen674

no wonder there is no snow in the Louisiana. thanks alot, dmcowen674.

Louisiana???

I haven't been there since Katrina.

Jeeesh, some fans just don't keep up well do they.

 

[RedCOMET]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: RedCOMET

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
all your snow are belong to dmcowen674

no wonder there is no snow in the Louisiana. thanks alot, dmcowen674.

Louisiana???

I haven't been there since Katrina.

Jeeesh, some fans just don't keep up well do they.

Yeah, I just moved down here in June, from PA for a job. I will miss my snow and snowboarding. but any whoo, i was reading that hurrican thread ( which my affect me b/c of work and b/c of where i live) and well hopped on the dmcowen674 bashing wagon, anywhoo,

where were/what were you doing down here during/after Katrina?