Official. Make up a joke and post it here thread.

[Jhill]

What is the difference between a giant roll of carpet and an anandtecher?

When a giant roll of carpet gets laid their are usually at least 2 people involved.

 

[Platypus]

this thread

 

[Engraver]

your life

 

[gamefreakgcb]

Wow, you must be a lonely person. here have a

 

[anxi80]

a family walks into an talent agents office...

 

[Agentbolt]

Me: Knock Knock
Jhill: Who's there
Me: You will die alone and miserable
Jhill: You will die alone and miserable who?
Me: *silence*

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Jhill
What is the difference between a giant roll of carpet and an anandtecher have in common?

When a giant roll of carpet gets laid their are usually at least 2 people involved.

The only funny part of this is your grammar. What is the difference... have in common? The hell does that mean?

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Jhill
What is the difference between a giant roll of carpet and an anandtecher have in common?

When a giant roll of carpet gets laid their are usually at least 2 people involved.

The only funny part of this is your grammar. What is the difference... have in common? The hell does that mean?

Lol true, so is it something in which they differ or something that both share?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Depression becomes me.

 

[mh47g]

Two Jhills walk in to a bar. They take their seats and ask the bartender for some cola. The bartender politely apologizes and tells them that he can not serve them, and to please leave.

The one Jhill says, "If it's because I ordered the cola, I'll just get a beer instead!"

The bartender then says "It's not because you ordered cola, it's because you're a fucking moron. Now get the fuck out."

 

[her209]

Q: How do you keep a board full of ATer busy?
A: Ask them if a plane on a conveyor will take off. And yes, the plane does take off.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: mh47g
Two Jhills walk in to a bar. They take their seats and ask the bartender for some cola. The bartender politely apologizes and tells them that he can not serve them, and to please leave.

The one Jhill says, "If it's because I ordered the cola, I'll just get a beer instead!"

The bartender then says "It's not because you ordered cola, it's because you're a fucking moron. Now get the fuck out."

LOL, not bad.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: mh47g
Two Jhills walk in to a bar. They take their seats and ask the bartender for some cola. The bartender politely apologizes and tells them that he can not serve them, and to please leave.

The one Jhill says, "If it's because I ordered the cola, I'll just get a beer instead!"

The bartender then says "It's not because you ordered cola, it's because you're a fucking moron. Now get the fuck out."

+1

 

[Jeraden]

Did you hear about the pumpkin that was running for president?
His name was Al Gourd.

 

[Cuda1447]

How do you make up a joke? I thought you had to find them....

Ok let me try.


What is the difference between having in common with both ATOT and differing carpets?

They both don't get laid infrequently. Twice!

 

[Maximus96]

what did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?

"alright, lets stick together and stop this shit!"

 

[randay]

BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!

 

[ryan256]

I put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[George P Burdell]

The only thing worse than this thread is the joke hanging between your legs.

 

[imported_Section8]

Originally posted by: Platypus
this thread

This thread is making me laugh so hard I'm about to pee myself!

 

[Krazy4Real]

Jhill dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter sees him and decides to send him to hell without even talking to him.

/thread

 

[Miramonti]

Two morons log into ATOT.

One moron is a guy, and the other moron is, well, a guy too because women never log into ATOT.

Anyhow, one moron (the first guy) posts a new thread. The other moron (the second guy), reads it and posts a reply.

While the first moron posted about a random useless topic, what does the other moron post in his reply to it?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Two morons log into ATOT.

One moron is a guy, and the other moron is, well, a guy too because women never log into ATOT.

Anyhow, one moron (the first guy) posts a new thread. The other moron (the second guy), reads it and posts a reply.

While the first moron posted about a random useless topic, what does the other moron post in his reply to it?

Do two morons know more or less about a subject compared to each moron by himself?

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: jjsole
Two morons log into ATOT.

One moron is a guy, and the other moron is, well, a guy too because women never log into ATOT.

Anyhow, one moron (the first guy) posts a new thread. The other moron (the second guy), reads it and posts a reply.

While the first moron posted about a random useless topic, what does the other moron post in his reply to it?

Do two morons know more or less about a subject compared to each moron by himself?

You're right!! I believe we have a winner!!!

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Two morons log into ATOT.

One moron is a guy, and the other moron is, well, a guy too because women never log into ATOT.

Anyhow, one moron (the first guy) posts a new thread. The other moron (the second guy), reads it and posts a reply.

While the first moron posted about a random useless topic, what does the other moron post in his reply to it?

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