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Originally posted by: TAandy
how??
You posted within a minute of my post, and something about your browser cache.
You posted within a minute of my post, and something about your browser cache.
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Originally posted by: TAandy
ok, you have just made me drink the rest of the bottle to make sense of that
Is that good or bad? I guess that depends upon what you are drinkin' Whatcha drinkin'? I had a Warsteiner Dunkel first, now working on a Warsteiner. Going slow, so this is only my second.
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Ok, last one, I promise:
Forgot His Teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth!"
The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Thanks, but they're too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair... try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly!" With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "Oh I'm not a dentist. I work at the morgue."
Forgot His Teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth!"
The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Thanks, but they're too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair... try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly!" With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "Oh I'm not a dentist. I work at the morgue."
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Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
Ok, last one, I promise:
Forgot His Teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth!"
The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Thanks, but they're too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair... try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly!" With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "Oh I'm not a dentist. I work at the morgue."
oh good grief,
ray!!
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My college math professor told the class, on the first day, that you should always erase the board up and down, and not side to side.
That way your butt doesn't wiggle.
That way your butt doesn't wiggle.
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petrusbroder
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petrusbroder
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Thanks for the pic, TAandy! I just love that creature - the pale fur on the head, the wonderful dracula like teeth, the menacing look and the great rep these animals have.
If you know that one, you may also know --- well parhaps - ...
If you know that one, you may also know --- well parhaps - ...
petrusbroder
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Interesting. And they could make clothes that would make you seem thinner too! Although I wonder if it would work from all angles or just one.
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