My grandma had one of these, I don't know why but I freaking loved it. I honestly don't remember if there was even a point to it? I remember having no control that's about it. I remember always hearing that in Asia they had huge stores full of them that people sat around and played.
Maybe the most retarded toy from my childhood, Electric Football! I seem to remember that me and my friends played it a lot. There was nothing that wasn't horrible about it. It's really amazing how easly kids were amused in the 80s. I'm pretty sure no kid today would play this piece of shit. It didn't work at all and was nothing but frustrating, I remember it taking an hour to maybe score once. And even that was just totally random luck. The rumbling was annoying and loud. Mine had a kicker that you could make "kick" a tiny foam ball for a field goal. I remember I had 2 sets of actual NFL teams. I was the kid on the block "lucky" enough to get this for my Birthday, fuck! lol.
Simple with no strategy due to how crummy it was overall. Boxing robots? this has to be bad ass! But it never worked right. It was flawed to the point of making 9 year old's cuss, but we couldn't stop playing it. Winning was nothing but luck and totally random. Sad thing is if I had enough Newcastles in me I'd probably play it with my boys if I still had it.
I can't find a pic but Whirly Bird, it was a helicopter on a rod, you could make it go in a circle and up and down. It didn't do shit but everyone I knew had to have it. I remember feeling deprived because I never got one. How and the shit did this keep up entertained for hours on end? And why the fuck can't I find any pictures of it on teh Goggles?! This was a primo toy in the early 80's, I must not be remembering the name properly, what the fuck was this??