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Obama's New $500,000 Ride

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That's hot! It eats IEDs for breakfast and rifle bullets for lunch. And it continues the Obama tradition of driving in American made automobiles (I thought it was cool that his personal vehicle before he ran for President was an Escape Hybrid).
 
I see it has some built in "golden knee pads" with your initials engraved on em in there too.
 
Really, I think it is a little overblown. Whatever though. If it inspires confidence in the position, then I can see how it could be worthwhile.
 
0-60 in 15 seconds? Shit, that's slow, and Escalades are pretty fast considering their size. Put a turbo in that bitch!
 
What of the Terrorists? If the Terrorists have obtained a complete technical reading of this car, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it
 
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Bottles of the President's blood in case of emergency transfusion? :shocked:
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Pfffftt. That's nothing.

Cheney's limo has 2 spare pacemakers, premium jumper cables wired directly into the electrical system on retractable cords under the seat, and a freshly harvested baboon heart packed in dry ice for ultimate backup.

 
Originally posted by: tenshodo13
What of the Terrorists? If the Terrorists have obtained a complete technical reading of this car, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it
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Ha! Little do they know that hidden ricer decal holograms ensheath it in an impenetrable ring of stupidity.

Trust me. Nothing gets through.
 
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
0-60 in 15 seconds? Shit, that's slow, and Escalades are pretty fast considering their size. Put a turbo in that bitch!
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Probably has one already, it's a diesel. Think about how much weight that poor thing is hauling though.
 
That's fake. Just by reading some of the items described you can tell it's not realistic. Someone's imaginative creation.
 
The people who ordered that car some while back were probably planning on John McCain riding in the back, not the unlikely personage of Barack Obama...

He didn't order the car, it's more of a paranoid old white dude's ride, obviously...
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
That's fake. Just by reading some of the items described you can tell it's not realistic. Someone's imaginative creation.
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Also is there any vehicle that can reach its max speed in 15 seconds?
 
Originally posted by: Farang
Originally posted by: Nebor
That's fake. Just by reading some of the items described you can tell it's not realistic. Someone's imaginative creation.
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Also is there any vehicle that can reach its max speed in 15 seconds?
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You ever watch top fuel drag racing? 336mph in about 4.5 sec.
 
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: Farang
Originally posted by: Nebor
That's fake. Just by reading some of the items described you can tell it's not realistic. Someone's imaginative creation.
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Also is there any vehicle that can reach its max speed in 15 seconds?
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You ever watch top fuel drag racing? 336mph in about 4.5 sec.
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ok besides cars that are specifically designed only for acceleration. I don't see why the presidential limo would be designed like a dragster
 
I liked the part about the driver window opening just enough to talk with SS agents or paying tolls? Paying a toll? WTF?
 
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