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O.M.G. She MIGHT be pregnant ***UPDATE***** FINAL UPDATE!!!!

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Ulfwald

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Well, it looks as if the little woman may be expecting. She is not too late, but is showing ALL the classic symptoms of being pregnant. Married for just a year, and now this, OHHHHH BOOOOYYYYY :Q

What to do now. 😕


**********UPDATE*************

Well, she just got back from the Dr, and now we are waiting for the lab results. :disgust:

The wait is driving me nuts :|

2 hours for the lab to run the tests.

The lab tests just came back, and they are negative 🙁

She is not a happy camper at this point. :disgust:
 
What to do now?

How 'bout keepin' it in your pants?

j/k...

How 'bout you take her out somewhere nice &amp; pamper the hell out of her?

Congratulations, BTW...

😉

Viper GTS
 
Take a home test, they're very accurate, no need to be tested at a clinic.

If positive, start seeing a doctor right away, your wife's health is very important.

Start saving money like a madman. 🙂
 
Fetts, we went to the Dr, and one came back + one came back - so we go back on Wednesday for a blood test.

bobsteroo, Yeah, congrats. (We have been trying)

SFAL Classic symptoms.. Morning sickness, missed cycle, emotional, a little dizzy.

RB, yep, it could be worse,

viper, I just took her to chattanooga TN, for the weekend and we had a room with a hottub, ate dinner at her place of choice, did what she wanted too. This was also to celebrate our 1 year anneversery.

 


<< Take a home test, they're very accurate, no need to be tested at a clinic.

If positive, start seeing a doctor right away, your wife's health is very important.

Start saving money like a madman. >>



Ditto and congrats, it's a great experience.

 


<< Start saving money like a madman. >>



That would be excellent advice!!!!

&quot;You don't know whatcha got till its gone&quot; - Goodbye money. It would be worth it though!
 
Trust me all, an update will be posted. Her appointment is at 08:45 in the am. so look for a post about 12:00 EST. We have had several false alarms in the past, but this one has more symptoms than the othertimes.
 


<< How 'bout keepin' it in your pants? >>


If the test is positive its too late for that one Viper, they might as while have some fun now 🙂
(actually I head for her that urge will come and go.....hehe)
 
Soybomb and ulfwald

No urge first trimester, she'll be a horny monster second trimester, and third she'll be a tired cranky witch. Be prepared.
 
ulfwald,

Now, if you go thru the delivery with her, there are some things you should know.

1. All the incredibly horrible things she screams at you, and about you, don't mean anything. You may hear words that you didn't know existed. Do not be afraid.

2. DO NOT allow any tender part of you body anywhere near her mouth while she's having labor pains. For some reason, they have an involuntary urge to BITE - HARD.

3. That big, bloody blob that the Doctor pulls out after the baby is born, is supposed to be thrown away. Don't worry, she'll grow a new one next time around.

Russ, NCNE
 
ulfwald, a friend of mine has 3 kids. One of them is in the hospital right now in serious condition. He pretty much hasn't slept for the past 2 or 3 days and spent all of that time in the hospital. There's as much heartache as there is happiness. 🙁
 
3. That big, bloody blob that the Doctor pulls out after the baby is born, is supposed to be thrown away. Don't worry, she'll grow a new one next time around.


EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Russ, don't worry him, he still has another 8.99 months before he has to think about that stuff. 😉
 
All right folks, this will be my first experience as a father. (If she is pregnant) Thanks for the hints, and for the advice, and on what to expect.

I just hope I am half the man/father my dad is.

Once we get the news, and it if it's positive, should we find out if it's a boy or a girl, or wait for the surprise?
 
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