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NVIDIA cards will burn down your house and sell your children into slavery

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MrK6

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I was just as shocked when I read it. It was reported Jen-Hsun Huang, or what authorities believe is Jen-Hsun Huang, was seen fleeing each house fire holding high a product of NVIDIA's new "Fermi" line of GPUs and laughing hysterically. He would then high-five a bunch of corporate suits and drive off in large, windowless van. I think the pic says it all, really.
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I hear the enslaved children are forced to write the drivers, hence the name "ForceWare". It's all done with slave labor and the blood of a million baby seals.
 
Give a man an AMD graphics card, and he can game until the drivers crap out and crash the game.
Give a man an NV graphics card, and he can game until he sets everything on fire and burns to death.
 
"When trying to reach a AMD executive for comment, one could not be reached, due to them all "retiring" early ahead of impending CPU launch 🙂

Fermi will burn it down, and then Bulldozer will finish it off 😉
 
nitromullet said:
I hear the enslaved children are forced to write the drivers, hence the name "ForceWare". It's all done with slave labor and the blood of a million baby seals.
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I heard the baby seal blood is used for the "vapor chamber" liquid cooling heatsink, but even that isn't enough to save your home from fiery ruin 🙁
 
Supposedly, someone who unlocked their 6950 woke up the next morning with excruciating back pain. When he went to the hospital they discovered one of his kidneys had been surgically removed. 😱
 
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Supposedly, someone who unlocked their 6950 woke up the next morning with excruciating back pain. When he went to the hospital they discovered one of his kidneys had been surgically removed. 😱
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Someone should tell him he can flick a switch and use the backup one.
 
nitromullet said:
I hear the enslaved children are forced to write the drivers, hence the name "ForceWare". It's all done with slave labor and the blood of a million baby seals.
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Well AMD's drivers are written by Hellen Keller so I'll take the slave labor over them any day.
 
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Thread is formally recognized and officially sanctioned as a valid thread for VC&G for the constructive purposes it serves.

Folks, please keep it from getting personal. Keep it light and comical so all can enjoy.

If it starts to get personal, jabs at your fellow members and so on, then the party will come to an end.

Moderator Idontcare

edit: note that by personal jabs I mean ones that aren't received well, OCGuy's post above is perfectly in keeping with the spirit of the thread. Zoners and Nvidiots unite! 🙂
 
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Since Will.I.Am was contracted by Intel for Creative Production, I heard that Fergie will be contracted by nVidia to overhaul the nVidia CP....
 
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