NVIDIA cards will burn down your house and sell your children into slavery

[MrK6]

I was just as shocked when I read it. It was reported Jen-Hsun Huang, or what authorities believe is Jen-Hsun Huang, was seen fleeing each house fire holding high a product of NVIDIA's new "Fermi" line of GPUs and laughing hysterically. He would then high-five a bunch of corporate suits and drive off in large, windowless van. I think the pic says it all, really.

Thread is formally recognized and officially sanctioned as a valid thread for VC&G for the constructive purposes it serves.

Folks, please keep it from getting personal. Keep it light and comical so all can enjoy. If it starts to get personal, jabs at your fellow members and so on, then the party will come to an end.

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The party has come to an end, courtesy of post #30 generating personal jabs at two members.

Super Moderator BFG10K.

 

[MentalIlness]

 

[Grooveriding]

Jen Hsun Huang tricked me and sold me three BBQs instead of video cards

 

[maniacalpha1-1]

Jen Hsun Huang tricked me and sold me three BBQs instead of video cards

So do you want that done Desktop(rare), MMORPG(medium), Crysis(well done), or Furmark(burnt)?

 

[MentalIlness]

So do you want that done Desktop(rare), MMORPG(medium), Crysis(well done), or Furmark(burnt)?

Very nice. :biggrin: :thumbsup:

 

[mnewsham]

So do you want that done Desktop(rare), MMORPG(medium), Crysis(well done), or Furmark(burnt)?

I love my meat to be furmarked.

 

[MentalIlness]

I love my meat to be furmarked.

Not me. I prefer medium so I bought AMD this time.

 

[nitromullet]

I hear the enslaved children are forced to write the drivers, hence the name "ForceWare". It's all done with slave labor and the blood of a million baby seals.

 

[mnewsham]

Not me. I prefer medium so I bought AMD this time.

I have the 5870M in my laptop believe me i get stuff furmarked this thing runs HOT! :awe:

 

[Lonyo]

Give a man an AMD graphics card, and he can game until the drivers crap out and crash the game.
Give a man an NV graphics card, and he can game until he sets everything on fire and burns to death.

 

[Xcobra]

LoL hilarious thread is hilarious

 

[RavenSEAL]

I approve of this thread :thumbsup:

 

[OCGuy]

"When trying to reach a AMD executive for comment, one could not be reached, due to them all "retiring" early ahead of impending CPU launch

Fermi will burn it down, and then Bulldozer will finish it off

 

[busydude]

So do you want that done Desktop(rare), MMORPG(medium), Crysis(well done), or Furmark(burnt)?

Any vegetarian options?

 

[DaveSimmons]

I hear the enslaved children are forced to write the drivers, hence the name "ForceWare". It's all done with slave labor and the blood of a million baby seals.

I heard the baby seal blood is used for the "vapor chamber" liquid cooling heatsink, but even that isn't enough to save your home from fiery ruin

 

[3DVagabond]

Supposedly, someone who unlocked their 6950 woke up the next morning with excruciating back pain. When he went to the hospital they discovered one of his kidneys had been surgically removed.

 

[supastar1568]

Any vegetarian options?

Yeah..Intel integrated graphics

 

[Lonyo]

Supposedly, someone who unlocked their 6950 woke up the next morning with excruciating back pain. When he went to the hospital they discovered one of his kidneys had been surgically removed.

Someone should tell him he can flick a switch and use the backup one.

 

[Barfo]

I hear the enslaved children are forced to write the drivers, hence the name "ForceWare". It's all done with slave labor and the blood of a million baby seals.

Well AMD's drivers are written by Hellen Keller so I'll take the slave labor over them any day.

 

[crazylegs]

This is horrible, why would nV do such horrible things?

 

[nenforcer]

Any vegetarian options?

Yes, that would be the Geforce GT 430 with 512MB GDDR3 released in 2010.

 

[OCGuy]

You are just a dell-zoner!

 

[Idontcare]

Thread is formally recognized and officially sanctioned as a valid thread for VC&G for the constructive purposes it serves.

Folks, please keep it from getting personal. Keep it light and comical so all can enjoy.

If it starts to get personal, jabs at your fellow members and so on, then the party will come to an end.

Moderator Idontcare

edit: note that by personal jabs I mean ones that aren't received well, OCGuy's post above is perfectly in keeping with the spirit of the thread. Zoners and Nvidiots unite!

 

[Tempered81]

Haha, nice thread. I heard that homeless guy with the announcer voice got hired on at AMD authoring drivers

 

[evolucion8]

Since Will.I.Am was contracted by Intel for Creative Production, I heard that Fergie will be contracted by nVidia to overhaul the nVidia CP....