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reread my first answer...
i just said that you must be smoking seing naked people on SOBE
because there are none...
and you just go on and on about this....
whatever...I was just trying to correct you and seems like you do not like this.

next thread please

Thanks for calling me a liar.....
Regardless if you had a layover at MiamiIA there were naked women there, MANY other people can attest to this.... Sheesh
 

Originally posted by: Amused
Nudist beaches and resorts are non-sexual. People simply want to be free of their clothes. And they take a dim view of gawkers making their guests uncomfortable or small minded idiots teasing people because of imperfections.

I agree to this, but when you see a hot chick you have to look, like a train wreck(poor analogy) but just dont get caught...

i.e. Endless Summer II (no its not a porno).
 

hoyaguru

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Originally posted by: Amused
Nudist beaches and resorts are non-sexual. People simply want to be free of their clothes. And they take a dim view of gawkers making their guests uncomfortable or small minded idiots teasing people because of imperfections.

Hey, someone actually gets it!
 

PlatinumGold

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my wife and i, when we were newlyweds, used to go nude in the house all the time. it was just comfortable.

now with kids we choose to remain clothed.
 

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
my wife and i, when we were newlyweds, used to go nude in the house all the time. it was just comfortable.

now with kids we choose to remain clothed.

:Q
 

PlatinumGold

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Originally posted by: Phocas
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
my wife and i, when we were newlyweds, used to go nude in the house all the time. it was just comfortable.

now with kids we choose to remain clothed.

:Q

why the :Q??

it was in the privacy of our own home. it wasn't like in a public place like a Beach or anything.
 

I was gawking at your imperfections :p

:Q because my old lady does the same thing, i'm warm blooded and ohio is cold so i always wear something.
 

JulesMaximus

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There is a nude beach near me (campground up near San Onofre) and I go there every once in a while on a long bike ride (no I'm not riding nude). But the scenery is pleasant for the most part and I don't oogle and nobody seems to mind me riding near there. I might drag the wife up there kicking and screaming to go surfing one day. She can lay out on the sand and I'll surf. I might coax her into taking her top off. She has a nice body, nothing to be ashamed of. I would lay out nude...no big deal for me. No nude surfing though. Man, the wax rash would be hella painful.
 

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
There is a nude beach near me (campground up near San Onofre) and I go there every once in a while on a long bike ride (no I'm not riding nude). But the scenery is pleasant for the most part and I don't oogle and nobody seems to mind me riding near there. I might drag the wife up there kicking and screaming to go surfing one day. She can lay out on the sand and I'll surf. I might coax her into taking her top off. She has a nice body, nothing to be ashamed of. I would lay out nude...no big deal for me. No nude surfing though. Man, the wax rash would be hella painful.

I wish i lived near there, I would give hoyaguru's left arm to surf trestles (or blacks beach for that matter, even though its a bit further away).
 

GTaudiophile

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When I was in Greece this summer, I spent a lot of time on a mixed beach, meaning many were nude, many were just topless, and a few had suits on. I got nude a few times. Doesn't bother me; in fact, it's quite nice.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Phocas
Ive been to a couple newd beaches....

First one was playalinda right next to Kennedy Space Center, a few hot chicks and some gross people as well...

Second is the famous South Beach, ohhhhh boy!!!!

Both while surfing, needless to say, I took alot of breaks :D.

south beach is a nude beach???
what did you smoke?
some girls might be topless...but that's it

I see you are from New York...if you spend enough time on South Beach you will see many bottomless women too. I haven't been to the beach itself to tan, just taking 'tourists' to see, and we have seen totally nude people a few times. I don't think it's legal, but alot of what happens down in South Beach isn't exactly legal either.
 

damiano

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: damiano
Originally posted by: Phocas
Ive been to a couple newd beaches....

First one was playalinda right next to Kennedy Space Center, a few hot chicks and some gross people as well...

Second is the famous South Beach, ohhhhh boy!!!!

Both while surfing, needless to say, I took alot of breaks :D.

south beach is a nude beach???
what did you smoke?
some girls might be topless...but that's it

I see you are from New York...if you spend enough time on South Beach you will see many bottomless women too. I haven't been to the beach itself to tan, just taking 'tourists' to see, and we have seen totally nude people a few times. I don't think it's legal, but alot of what happens down in South Beach isn't exactly legal either.

i should stop posting in this thread....
but hey i lived in south beach for 5 years, and no it is not a NUDIST beach as the title of the thread says....
people might get druged up and drunk and get naked ...but SOBE is still not a NUDIST beach
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: damiano
you are annoying....
i lived there for 5 years

STOP POSTING

when did you live there for 5 years...timeline is a big difference in things happening a decade ago to what happens today.
 

damiano

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: damiano
you are annoying....
i lived there for 5 years

STOP POSTING

when did you live there for 5 years...timeline is a big difference in things happening a decade ago to what happens today.

until a year ago
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Phocas
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
There is a nude beach near me (campground up near San Onofre) and I go there every once in a while on a long bike ride (no I'm not riding nude). But the scenery is pleasant for the most part and I don't oogle and nobody seems to mind me riding near there. I might drag the wife up there kicking and screaming to go surfing one day. She can lay out on the sand and I'll surf. I might coax her into taking her top off. She has a nice body, nothing to be ashamed of. I would lay out nude...no big deal for me. No nude surfing though. Man, the wax rash would be hella painful.

I wish i lived near there, I would give hoyaguru's left arm to surf trestles (or blacks beach for that matter, even though its a bit further away).

Blacks Beach isn't nude anymore but it is a good surf spot.
 

wfay

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this arguing is stupid, i just moved from euclid and 8th street in the middle of south beach (to jacksonville where i live now)... while there are several (many?) women without their tops on and the occasional women without her bottoms on either (mostly south americans, brazil beaches must be amazing), the VAST MAJORITY of women are wearing both tops and bottoms, AND south beach IS NOT a LEGALLY nudist beach vs a beach like Playalinda which last i heard was a legally nudist beach and under the supervision of the National Parks Service.

These half/fully naked women in South Beach are breaking the law, though i never saw anyone get a ticket for it, i did see cops ask people to put their clothes back on if they were really flagrant about it, while naked people in Playalinda are fully legal in being naked if they want to be.

I LIVED IN SOUTH BEACH for several years. i was 3 blocks from the beach, i walked over there all the time to hang out. I just moved to Jacksonville recently. South Beach is no nudist beach, period, end of story, arguing is not possible with this point.

Haulover Beach is VERY FAR AWAY from South Beach, and yes, it is a nude beach. Once again I believe it is under the supervision of the National Parks Service. For whatever reason, the nude beaches are usually under their control. I have driven by Haulover a few times on A1A but never stopped to visit.

South Beach officially starts at the very south end of the barrier island and extends north perhaps 1-2 miles. around 2 miles north you get out of the mass of hotels and restaurants on the beach and into more condos and apartment buildings.
 

wfay

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Originally posted by: Phocas
At playalinda it is illegal now.

Little to no hot chicks.:p
thats unfortunate. i grew up in brevard county (melbourne beach) and it was legal at that time, but it got a ton of news coverage every year some new group would try to shut it down. one year i remember the real radio 104.1fm crew went out there and did an afternoon broadcast in their underwear. sad to hear the anti-nudists finally won that battle.

i think my favorite story growing up in florida was the topless hotdog vendor.

In July, Broward County (Fla.) Judge Robert Zack found topless hot dog vendor
Terri Cortina not guilty of indecent exposure. Zack read the law aloud in
couty, noting that it is illegal "for any person to expose or exhibit _his_
sexual organs." Said Zack, "I don't think this lady has male sexual organs.
I (have) no choice (but to release her)."
 

<--Born in Crackledge, raised in Merritt Island till 12, cocoa beach till 22
my point? Ohio sucks.
:)
 

Brutuskend

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Who's the most popular guy at a Nudist Resort?
The guy that can carry 12 donut's AND two cups of coffee at the same time.

Who's the most popular woman?
The one that can eat the 12th donut. ;)
 

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Who's the most popular guy at a Nudist Resort?
The guy that can carry 12 donut's AND two cups of coffee at the same time.

Who's the most popular woman?
The one that can eat the 12th donut. ;)

ZING!
 

Megatomic

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Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
my wife and i, when we were newlyweds, used to go nude in the house all the time. it was just comfortable.

now with kids we choose to remain clothed.
:D It was the same with my wife and I. It was much easier to be "spontaneous" when there were no clothes to rip off.

 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Phocas
<--Born in Crackledge, raised in Merritt Island till 12, cocoa beach till 22
my point? Ohio sucks.
:)

My Mom lives in Melbourne and my brother lives in Merritt Island.
 

TheBoyBlunder

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I'm not a nudist and I don't plan on ever going to a nude beach/resort. Why? Because you'll see more overweight people than hot people.