Nuclear weapon recommendations

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You're thinking too small... what's wrong with the tried-and-true massive subterranean drill with a bigass nuke strapped to it? You kids these days...
GUARDS! Seize him!

Why thank you for divulging your entire plan! Now I must escape, return and have a one on one battle with you, ultimately defeating you at which point some type of security force will arrive right at the moment of your death and wrap things up.

A few hours later I will be making sweet love to the inevitable heroine who has assisted me throughout. 🙂

But surely you wouldn't do such a thing to... your own son?

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Nuclear is so boring. boom flash everyones dead blah. Go with chemical/biological agents make em dance before they die.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
I know this is wrong, but I seriously hope that John Ashcroft comes to your house and takes away your PC for posting this thread.

and i hope he detonates the nuclear weapon accidentally at that very moment

In case no one has caught on, this is a parody of all the "Semi automatic" and "assult rifle" recommendation threads being posted lately 😉 Now stop sending me PMs!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Here you go. Shipping is a bit expensive but you have a nice variety
Superweapons




Use one of these for largescale
Doomsday devices

That is great! Thanks.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
nice parody, but i think you will get more effective coverage by using multiple smaller warheads a la big @$$ muliwarhead icbms of the 70's and 80's

land based MIRVs got outlawed. but sea based is fine. WTF. i never understood that one.