Sounds like some people here dont eat very healthy either lol.
"Like a sleeping bag? Made out of free-range Chilean goat's hide? With water from the purest glaciers of Antarctica?"
If youve ever been to a bulk food isle youd know what I was talking about. Its a material called plastic. You go and pick the food you like and put them in these "bags" mark them with a number and then buy them. Get home take the stuff out of the bag and eat it. I get a certain mixture of ingredients and call it granola because, well, I dont know what else to call it and as far as I have ever know thats what granola is. I dont know what you guys buy for granola but mine has 10 grams or less sugar per cup (pretty sure). Its not a fancy boxed product though so I dont have an exact ingredient list or nutrition info. I usually buy 10lbs or so when I get it so itll last a week or two (unless I go on a granola binge or have nothing else to eat). Its cheap and as far as I have know it was healthy which seemed like a perfect combo. Ill reinvestigate next time I go, but Im pretty certain what I got was healthy (as long as oats and nuts and such are good for ya)
And no, I cant hide 10 burgers in my pockets, but one in each with its handy wrapper and conviently glued together "food" its real easy to just yank it out and stuf it in my face. Trying to stuff a whole fruit is hard and the ones you can do that with still require peeling and such which takes time and makes a mess. Thats what usually gets me caught. Things like nuts and cereal are hugely messy and trying to cram a handfull in your face drops crap everywhere. Plus the filth on my hands gets in the food and thats just not good.
The goal here was hopefully to find something that would reduce the need to eat to either eliminate the problem or greatly reduce it and also see if there were some alternatives. I honestly didnt think about pre-cooked hunks of chicken (which I could wrap). And like the name implies, I really am retarded (which also aparently means I am worth 25% less than everyone else and dont have the same rights...but whatever) and not affraid to admit it. But Im elite, your not
I did actually get something out of this so its cool. Kinda like going up to a mime and asking him a question. You cant really expect an answer but if you get one your pleasantly suprised.