NOW WITH POLL: Favorite DUKE NUKEM Quotes

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Where's the "He sucks and JC Denton pwns him." option?

It's called "re: I'm a looser"



How can you argue with the Mighty Ass Stomping Boot^TM?

what are you... 12?

 

[Frost Byte]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Where's the "He sucks and JC Denton pwns him." option?

what are u a kid?

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Frost Byte

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Where's the "He sucks and JC Denton pwns him." option?

what are u a kid?

:beer: :beer:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Where's the "He sucks and JC Denton pwns him." option?

It's called "re: I'm a looser"



How can you argue with the Mighty Ass Stomping Boot^TM?

what are you... 12?

JC Denton has better lines and although Duke has some nice weapons (I :heart: the shrinkray) the game he's in isn't all that great.

Gang Member Woah, woah, woah! You don't gotta shoot no one!
JC Denton: Oh yeah? Who says?
Gang Member: Ok fine, you wanted this LAM right? Take it, it's all I got.
JC Denton: Either your pathetic excuse of a life hands over more than a LAM, or your life ain't worth living.

Best. Lines. Evar!

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Where's the "He sucks and JC Denton pwns him." option?

It's called "re: I'm a looser"



How can you argue with the Mighty Ass Stomping Boot^TM?

what are you... 12?

JC Denton has better lines and although Duke has some nice weapons (I :heart: the shrinkray) the game he's in isn't all that great.

Gang Member Woah, woah, woah! You don't gotta shoot no one!
JC Denton: Oh yeah? Who says?
Gang Member: Ok fine, you wanted this LAM right? Take it, it's all I got.
JC Denton: Either your pathetic excuse of a life hands over more than a LAM, or your life ain't worth living.

Best. Lines. Evar!

:thumbsdown:

Duke nukem ripped the head off of 30 foot tall monster while in an orbiting space station, pulled down his pants, busted out a newspaper and sh!t down his neck. You just can't beat that for fvcking hardcore...

specifically, one of THESE

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Let God sort 'em out! was one of my favorites.

:thumbsup: YES. usually happened after you pn3t a few baddies with the RPG IIRC.

 

[FoBoT]

BFG 9000 :thumbsup:

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
BFG 9000 :thumbsup:

that was doom :rolleyes;

Duke had the Devastator

 

[Frost Byte]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Where's the "He sucks and JC Denton pwns him." option?

It's called "re: I'm a looser"



How can you argue with the Mighty Ass Stomping Boot^TM?

what are you... 12?

JC Denton has better lines and although Duke has some nice weapons (I :heart: the shrinkray) the game he's in isn't all that great.

Gang Member Woah, woah, woah! You don't gotta shoot no one!
JC Denton: Oh yeah? Who says?
Gang Member: Ok fine, you wanted this LAM right? Take it, it's all I got.
JC Denton: Either your pathetic excuse of a life hands over more than a LAM, or your life ain't worth living.

Best. Lines. Evar!

Those lines suck goat balls. I LOVED Deus Ex but none of the lines were catchy.

 

[meltdown75]

i miss deathmatching in Duke. especially shooting guys from far away with the chain gun and hearing them say "ow! ow!"

what a great game.

i was 12-0 on Case's Ladder and in the top 80 or so... even had the little matchstick with the "HOT" logo next to my handle... I ended up losing 13 straight at that point and quit the ladder. ehhe!!

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Frost Byte

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Where's the "He sucks and JC Denton pwns him." option?

It's called "re: I'm a looser"



How can you argue with the Mighty Ass Stomping Boot^TM?

what are you... 12?

JC Denton has better lines and although Duke has some nice weapons (I :heart: the shrinkray) the game he's in isn't all that great.

Gang Member Woah, woah, woah! You don't gotta shoot no one!
JC Denton: Oh yeah? Who says?
Gang Member: Ok fine, you wanted this LAM right? Take it, it's all I got.
JC Denton: Either your pathetic excuse of a life hands over more than a LAM, or your life ain't worth living.

Best. Lines. Evar!

Those lines suck goat balls. I LOVED Deus Ex but none of the lines were catchy.

QFT. Nobody who's anybody says "ain't" either. :thumbsdown:

 

[Frost Byte]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i miss deathmatching in Duke. especially shooting guys from far away with the chain gun and hearing them say "ow! ow!"

what a great game.

i was 12-0 on Case's Ladder and in the top 80 or so... even had the little matchstick with the "HOT" logo next to my handle... I ended up losing 13 straight at that point and quit the ladder. ehhe!!

What a great game indeed. This was before the WSAD + Mouselook era.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
:thumbsdown:

Duke nukem ripped the head off of 30 foot tall monster while in an orbiting space station, pulled down his pants, busted out a newspaper and sh!t down his neck. You just can't beat that for fvcking hardcore...

specifically, one of THESE

But JC Denton killed multiple androids (who have murdered thousands upon thousands) just by talking to them. Not to mention he can kill multiple squads of troopers with a combat knive and become king of the world.

Originally posted by: acemcmac
QFT. Nobody who's anybody says "ain't" either. :thumbsdown:

Meh, at least his lines aren't stolen from multiple movies.

 

[BrianH1]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
"Hmm, don't have time to play with myself"

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Frost Byte

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i miss deathmatching in Duke. especially shooting guys from far away with the chain gun and hearing them say "ow! ow!"

what a great game.

i was 12-0 on Case's Ladder and in the top 80 or so... even had the little matchstick with the "HOT" logo next to my handle... I ended up losing 13 straight at that point and quit the ladder. ehhe!!

What a great game indeed. This was before the WSAD + Mouselook era.

uhhhh...it had M-Look...it was like +mlook command I think
Or was it one of those games that had autoaim no matter what...as long as you were facing the enemy and shot, it hit them

maybe Im wrong :Q

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Frost Byte

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i miss deathmatching in Duke. especially shooting guys from far away with the chain gun and hearing them say "ow! ow!"

what a great game.

i was 12-0 on Case's Ladder and in the top 80 or so... even had the little matchstick with the "HOT" logo next to my handle... I ended up losing 13 straight at that point and quit the ladder. ehhe!!

What a great game indeed. This was before the WSAD + Mouselook era.

I downloaded something to try to get it working again (i think it was from Biostud or FFactoryX - one of the crow av guys) but never tinkered with it too much. I'd kill to play good old Duke3D with WADS & mouselook though. I'd pay $50 for that over any new game.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: acemcmac
:thumbsdown:

Duke nukem ripped the head off of 30 foot tall monster while in an orbiting space station, pulled down his pants, busted out a newspaper and sh!t down his neck. You just can't beat that for fvcking hardcore...

specifically, one of THESE

But JC Denton killed multiple androids (who have murdered thousands upon thousands) just by talking to them. Not to mention he can kill multiple squads of troopers with a combat knive and become king of the world.

Originally posted by: acemcmac
QFT. Nobody who's anybody says "ain't" either. :thumbsdown:

Meh, at least his lines aren't stolen from multiple movies.

Okay, which is more hardcore

A) talking a mechanically augmented human to death
B) using nothing but your boot to stomp out an entire alien invasion

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: Frost Byte

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i miss deathmatching in Duke. especially shooting guys from far away with the chain gun and hearing them say "ow! ow!"

what a great game.

i was 12-0 on Case's Ladder and in the top 80 or so... even had the little matchstick with the "HOT" logo next to my handle... I ended up losing 13 straight at that point and quit the ladder. ehhe!!

What a great game indeed. This was before the WSAD + Mouselook era.

uhhhh...it had M-Look...it was like +mlook command I think
Or was it one of those games that had autoaim no matter what...as long as you were facing the enemy and shot, it hit them

maybe Im wrong :Q

Yeah, but it didn't work like a regular FPS where movement was fluid like in a buble... it was more like you were working a joystick with a barrel shaped socket instead of a ball shaped socket... just wasn't flud....

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: acemcmac
:thumbsdown:

Duke nukem ripped the head off of 30 foot tall monster while in an orbiting space station, pulled down his pants, busted out a newspaper and sh!t down his neck. You just can't beat that for fvcking hardcore...

specifically, one of THESE

But JC Denton killed multiple androids (who have murdered thousands upon thousands) just by talking to them. Not to mention he can kill multiple squads of troopers with a combat knive and become king of the world.

Originally posted by: acemcmac
QFT. Nobody who's anybody says "ain't" either. :thumbsdown:

Meh, at least his lines aren't stolen from multiple movies.

Okay, which is more hardcore

A) talking a mechanically augmented human to death
B) using nothing but your boot to stomp out an entire alien invasion

JC Denton could jump on top of people's head to kill them. I dunno if he wears boots though.

 

[NatePo717]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
"Hmm, don't have time to play with myself"

 

[Schadenfroh]

Duke Nukem Forever will be released when it is done.

 

[EyeMWing]

I'm a hardcore DX fan, but Duke pwns JC. Sorry, kids. And I still use "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh!t down your neck"

And I once uttered "Nobody steals our chicks... and lives".

 

[EyeMNathan]

Who would win in a fight? JC Denton. Who would win in an insult match? Duke.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
If any of you remember DN1, DN2 and DN3 before DN:3D,

How about this one:

"You're wrong Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!"

damn that brings back memories!

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Frost Byte

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i miss deathmatching in Duke. especially shooting guys from far away with the chain gun and hearing them say "ow! ow!"

what a great game.

i was 12-0 on Case's Ladder and in the top 80 or so... even had the little matchstick with the "HOT" logo next to my handle... I ended up losing 13 straight at that point and quit the ladder. ehhe!!

What a great game indeed. This was before the WSAD + Mouselook era.

It really wasn't before mouselook. Duke3d had mouselook and you almost certainly used it if you were any good.