Hey, how about this crap that I got when I sent an e-mail asking to cancel the order:
Hello ...,
Thank you for your e-mail. I understand from your e-mail that you want
to confirm about the cancellation of the order number XXXXXX.
..., I appreciate the opportunity to assist you with this issue. On
verifying the account details, I see that you had placed an order for a
Radeon X800XT 8X APG 256MB with order number XXXXXX. This order was
placed on June 03, 2004. ..., please note that our records reflects
two Radeon X800XT 8X APG 256MB items, out of which one is canceled and
the other is being processed. ..., please note that your orderwas
placed through the Accessory Store, which is a Gateway affiliate. Our
records indicate that your order has proceeded past the point in the
order process for cancellation. If you do not wish to receive the
order, you will need to delivery refuse the item when it arrives. I
apologize for the inconvenience this may cause you.
..., we appreciate you contacting Gateway regarding this issue. I
have documented this correspondence in Service Request Number
xxxxxxx in our contact tracking database. Please use this number
in the future if you need to contact us again regarding this issue.
"your order has proceeded past the point in the order process for cancellation"? WTF? And they're telling me that I'll just have to refuse the shipment? and sorry for the inconvenience? They don't even have the frigging cards! Calling the phone status number just tells me that something is wrong and I'll have to talk to a customer service representative, and online my order has, though a freak wormhole in the space-time continuum, already been shipped _tommorrow_.
Not to mention that everyone seems to be getting a different, sometimes conflicting, answer to `what the hell is going on?' It's like something out of the twilight zone.
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