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Not supposed to laugh, but couldn't help it...

I knew a girl in gradeschool who had scars on her face from falling off her parents bed onto a wineglass that was left the night before.

As dumb as it sounds, I can definitely see the danger.

Viper GTS
 
Ouch. That sounds....unpleasent lol.

Seaford? I live right near there when I am not in school. Not surprised, lots of people in my town are stupider then that 😀
 
My favorite is still those morons; that die from being crushed by the Soda machine that fell on them while they were shaking it to get a stupid 30cent can of pop.
 


<< My favorite is still those morons; that die from being crushed by the Soda machine that fell on them while they were shaking it to get a stupid 30cent can of pop. >>


30 cents? Where?
 
At my work, the pop machine cost 25 cents 🙂



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<< My favorite is still those morons; that die from being crushed by the Soda machine that fell on them while they were shaking it to get a stupid 30cent can of pop. >>


30 cents? Where? >>

 


<< At my work, the pop machine cost 25 cents 🙂 >>



They probably want you to load up on as much caffeine as possible.
 
What so funny about it? He fall and got cut by shatter cup, but got knock unsonsious by the fall. Probably bleeds to death. 🙁
 


<< What so funny about it? He fall and got cut by shatter cup, but got knock unsonsious by the fall. Probably bleeds to death. 🙁 >>



People aren't laughing at the man. They're laughing at the frailty of human life. The laughter is a denial mechanism, the reponse which gives psychological protection from internalizing an event that could happen to anyone at anytime. It's too frightening.
 
Lost the link, but one time i read about a guy suffocating between boobs. It was soo funny. He was at a bachelor party and some stripper gave him a fatal lap dance.
 


<< Lost the link, but one time i read about a guy suffocating between boobs. It was soo funny. He was at a bachelor party and some stripper gave him a fatal lap dance. >>



Here ya go

Viper GTS
 
It could be worse: "The patient reported that he was washing his dog in the shower when he slipped and fell on a glass jar, which entered his rectum." Link
 


<< It could be worse: "The patient reported that he was washing his dog in the shower when he slipped and fell on a glass jar, which entered his rectum." Link >>



:Q
 


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<< My favorite is still those morons; that die from being crushed by the Soda machine that fell on them while they were shaking it to get a stupid 30cent can of pop. >>


30 cents? Where? >>



he called it pop. gotta be somewhere in the midwest. haven't heard soda called pop at all in california. then again they are 75 freaking cents here.
 
Silly people, i only said 30cent soda as that's the average price when purchased in a 12pack at a store.
I don't care if the Soda machine cost $3 for each drink, the actual value of the Soda that killed them when the machine crushed them to death was only 30cents.


Picky picky!
 
I've seen plenty of 25 cent can drink machines. They were all in office buildings though, so I would assume that the owner of the building is providing the soda at cost. It's probably to keep the workers as cracked up as possible
 
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