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futurefields

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I lol'd @ "floor jacks" ....

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Just put it up on blocks... Probably would have been cheaper to stuff a few rows of 6x6s underneath.
 
I'm 140 at 5'4" and male... I can't comprehend how you get to about 2.25 that minus the bones.
 
With a person that heavy you probably want something that can spread the load better or at very least point load legs that are directly above the floor joists. Those jacks are eventually going right through the floor. She should hire an engineer to design a solution, have it built and stamped.
 
But, see, the thing about a really fat chick, is that it's harder to get it in her. The average male is going to have his 'stroke' cut way down, which will limit the speed at which he can accelerate into her, thus cutting down on the total force generated by the collision, as defined by the equation F = (M*A*P)/H, where, obviously, 'M' is mass, 'A' is acceleration, 'P' is the length of the...you know...and 'H' is what is called the 'hambeast quotient,' which defines exactly how much her fat blocks access to her greasy Spam tunnel.

In the end, the phenomena that would be observed is similar to the strategy for building an engine for something like a Formula one car: short stroke, high revs, bonus points for low reciprocating mass.
 
phucheneh said:
But, see, the thing about a really fat chick, is that it's harder to get it in her. The average male is going to have his 'stroke' cut way down, which will limit the speed at which he can accelerate into her, thus cutting down on the total force generated by the collision, as defined by the equation F = (M*A*P)/H, where, obviously, 'M' is mass, 'A' is acceleration, 'P' is the length of the...you know...and 'H' is what is called the 'hambeast quotient,' which defines exactly how much her fat blocks access to her greasy Spam tunnel.

In the end, the phenomena that would be observed is similar to the strategy for building an engine for something like a Formula one car: short stroke, high revs, bonus points for low reciprocating mass.
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lmao
 
phucheneh said:
But, see, the thing about a really fat chick, is that it's harder to get it in her. The average male is going to have his 'stroke' cut way down, which will limit the speed at which he can accelerate into her, thus cutting down on the total force generated by the collision, as defined by the equation F = (M*A*P)/H, where, obviously, 'M' is mass, 'A' is acceleration, 'P' is the length of the...you know...and 'H' is what is called the 'hambeast quotient,' which defines exactly how much her fat blocks access to her greasy Spam tunnel.

In the end, the phenomena that would be observed is similar to the strategy for building an engine for something like a Formula one car: short stroke, high revs, bonus points for low reciprocating mass.
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Win
 
I have an aunt who is like 400+ lbs, I'm not sure how tall she is since she's bed ridden but if I had to guess 5' 3" or something like that. She used to have a custom built wheelchair but she outgrew it and now a bigger wheelchair would not make it through a standard doorway. It's sad really, but at same time, she does not put any effort whatsoever. She's always eating fast food and stuff.
 
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