"Not really heavy duty!"

[futurefields]

I lol'd @ "floor jacks" ....

 

[lozina]

Sounds like she needs a bed frame made with interstate highway bridge grade I-beams

 

[Imp]

Just put it up on blocks... Probably would have been cheaper to stuff a few rows of 6x6s underneath.

 

[lxskllr]

Sounds like she needs a bed frame made with interstate highway bridge grade I-beams

This new design features improved durability, and lower cost. Probably right up her alley.

http://www.highsteel.com/products_and_services/next_beam/index.cfm

 

[MongGrel]

Just put it up on blocks... Probably would have been cheaper to stuff a few rows of 6x6s underneath.

+1

 

[T9D]

Lol @ using 3 ton floor jacks.

"Honey I need to get out of bed, can you jack me up?"

 

[manimal]

327 at 5 foot six? She should be playing for the lions defensive line.

 

[Imp]

I'm 140 at 5'4" and male... I can't comprehend how you get to about 2.25 that minus the bones.

 

[Red Squirrel]

With a person that heavy you probably want something that can spread the load better or at very least point load legs that are directly above the floor joists. Those jacks are eventually going right through the floor. She should hire an engineer to design a solution, have it built and stamped.

 

[mikeford]

Might not be the 327 lbs, more like 327 lbs plus vertically oscillating 200 lbs.

Let that image soak in.

 

[Ruptga]

Might not be the 327 lbs, more like 327 lbs plus vertically oscillating 200 lbs.

Let that image soak in.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Might not be the 327 lbs, more like 327 lbs plus vertically oscillating 200 lbs.

Let that image soak in.

Depending on the frequency this can have serious consequences for the structural integrity of the entire system.

 

[Ichinisan]

I don't think "plus size" is an adequate description.

 

[phucheneh]

But, see, the thing about a really fat chick, is that it's harder to get it in her. The average male is going to have his 'stroke' cut way down, which will limit the speed at which he can accelerate into her, thus cutting down on the total force generated by the collision, as defined by the equation F = (M*A*P)/H, where, obviously, 'M' is mass, 'A' is acceleration, 'P' is the length of the...you know...and 'H' is what is called the 'hambeast quotient,' which defines exactly how much her fat blocks access to her greasy Spam tunnel.

In the end, the phenomena that would be observed is similar to the strategy for building an engine for something like a Formula one car: short stroke, high revs, bonus points for low reciprocating mass.

 

[CPA]

But, see, the thing about a really fat chick, is that it's harder to get it in her. The average male is going to have his 'stroke' cut way down, which will limit the speed at which he can accelerate into her, thus cutting down on the total force generated by the collision, as defined by the equation F = (M*A*P)/H, where, obviously, 'M' is mass, 'A' is acceleration, 'P' is the length of the...you know...and 'H' is what is called the 'hambeast quotient,' which defines exactly how much her fat blocks access to her greasy Spam tunnel.

In the end, the phenomena that would be observed is similar to the strategy for building an engine for something like a Formula one car: short stroke, high revs, bonus points for low reciprocating mass.

lmao

 

[Fayd]

Might not be the 327 lbs, more like 327 lbs plus vertically oscillating 200 lbs.

Let that image soak in.

flip it around, cowgirl.

let that image soak in.

 

[Zodiark1593]

flip it around, cowgirl.

let that image soak in.

You want that I bring him the spatula then?

 

[Captante]

5'9 and 327lbs?


I'm 5'10 200lbs and I feel like a fat pig.

 

[TheSlamma]

I just puked in my mouth at these 'images'

 

[Fire&Blood]

Sounds like she needs a bed frame made with interstate highway bridge grade I-beams

Actually loled reading

 

[Dirigible]

I've never loved you more than I do right now. :wub:

 

[OVerLoRDI]

But, see, the thing about a really fat chick, is that it's harder to get it in her. The average male is going to have his 'stroke' cut way down, which will limit the speed at which he can accelerate into her, thus cutting down on the total force generated by the collision, as defined by the equation F = (M*A*P)/H, where, obviously, 'M' is mass, 'A' is acceleration, 'P' is the length of the...you know...and 'H' is what is called the 'hambeast quotient,' which defines exactly how much her fat blocks access to her greasy Spam tunnel.

In the end, the phenomena that would be observed is similar to the strategy for building an engine for something like a Formula one car: short stroke, high revs, bonus points for low reciprocating mass.

Win

 

[brianmanahan]

20+ lbs heavier than me, and 3 inches less

 

[Red Squirrel]

I have an aunt who is like 400+ lbs, I'm not sure how tall she is since she's bed ridden but if I had to guess 5' 3" or something like that. She used to have a custom built wheelchair but she outgrew it and now a bigger wheelchair would not make it through a standard doorway. It's sad really, but at same time, she does not put any effort whatsoever. She's always eating fast food and stuff.

 

[Kadarin]

You know, there is a point at which it can be said that some people are just too goddamned fat.