Nose keeps bleeding..

[Syringer]

The winter time is rough for me and nose bleeds, but this winter has been particularly bad. Anyone have tips to dealing with them? I heard getting a humidifier helps, but I'm looking for something maybe simpler. I'm drinking water by the gallon too.

And stopping coke snorting is not an option.

 

[Gibson486]

lower your blood pressure

 

[preslove]

Furiously masturbate 5 times a day.

 

[Fritzo]

More hookers, less blow.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Sleep with a humidifier.

 

[Matthiasa]

If it happens to much it will stop.

But really if your worried about it just go to a doctor.
And blowing your nose less...

 

[Brainonska511]

Use a saline spray or some sort of nasal gel to keep the inside of your nose moist. Don't blow your nose too hard and don't pick your nose.

 

[dank69]

Quit picking your nose.

 

[GeekDrew]

I heard getting a humidifier helps, but I'm looking for something maybe simpler.

So... you know what is frequently suggested, but you don't want to do that? If it's because of money (they're from $50 for a small one to $150 for a whole-house humidifier), I definitely understand. But simpler? Plug it in, put water in it, turn it on, and you're done.

(In related news, I bought a humidifier earlier today.)

 

[rwhoward5]

vaseline in your nose

 

[KeithTalent]

vaseline in your nose

This. This is what the doctor told me a few years back when it happened to me and this worked like a charm, plus I'm sure you already have some at your house.

KT

 

[Drako]

vaseline in your nose

Don't use vaseline in your nose.

 

[her209]

When I was younger, I had a lot of nose bleeds. I remember one time, it bled for hours and hours. My grandma gave me this herbal medicine where she burned it and I was told to inhale the fumes through my nose. Insta-nose bleed stopage.

 

[rwhoward5]

Don't use vaseline in your nose.

and why the fuck not? it works on my penis, should work great for your nose

 

[Drako]

and why the fuck not? it works on my penis, should work great for your nose

LOL:thumbsup:

Your penis cannot get lipoid pneumonia.

 

[rwhoward5]

LOL:thumbsup:

Your penis cannot get lipoid pneumonia.

interesting, did not know this. :ninja:

 

[her209]

and why the fuck not? it works on my penis, should work great for your nose

Is the penis the applicator?

 

[KeithTalent]

LOL:thumbsup:

Your penis cannot get lipoid pneumonia.

How much do you have to put in there to get this? I put barely any in and it worked fine.

KT

 

[rwhoward5]

Is the penis the applicator?

no it's the recipient of my addiction to masturbation

 

[Drako]

How much do you have to put in there to get this? I put barely any in and it worked fine.

KT

I'm not sure, but I used to do this, and my doctor told me to stop, and use water based lubricants in the nose if needed. So yeah, KY

 

[Bateluer]

When I was younger, I had a lot of nose bleeds. I remember one time, it bled for hours and hours. My grandma gave me this herbal medicine where she burned it and I was told to inhale the fumes through my nose. Insta-nose bleed stopage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemostatic_agent#Styptics

Overkill for a nose bleed though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QuikClot

 

[sandorski]

Spider nest. When the babies have fed enough, they'll leave.

 

[Capt Caveman]

It's a tumah...

 

[CRXican]

keep your fingers outta there

 

[Skillet49]

humidifiers are not expensive (saw some for $30 recently) and simple to use.