North Korea Does It Again!!!

[Fritzo]

They became the first country to land a man on the sun!

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html

During a live interview with the astronaut while we was there had him quoting as saying "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! F***IN' HOT! OW! OW!"

 

[sixone]

10/10

 

[GagHalfrunt]

It's good he went that early before the sun came up and it got too hot.

 

[blackdogdeek]

He must have some good sun block.

 

[SSSnail]

Best Korea!

 

[Genx87]

If their story was true it would be the greatest achievement in the history of mankind.

 

[Vdubchaos]

I feel so bad for any person that is born/lives in that country.

 

[Dirigible]

If their story was true it would be the greatest achievement in the history of mankind.

"IF"????

Did you even read the article? It is confirmed!

 

[ultimatebob]

If their story was true it would be the greatest achievement in the history of mankind.

If you live in NK, you better believe that it's true... or they'll shoot you and put your family in a slave labor camp.

 

[Ventanni]

Even if you could get close enough to the Sun without evaporating, how do you walk on an object that has no solid surface? lol

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Even if you could get close enough to the Sun without evaporating, how do you walk on an object that has no solid surface? lol

LABOR CAMP!

 

[Fritzo]

Even if you could get close enough to the Sun without evaporating, how do you walk on an object that has no solid surface? lol

Didn't you read? IT'S NORTH KOREA! Their imperial leader invented a device to compensate for that!

Only 18 hours to get there. Must have avoided rush hour traffic.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Best Korea!

Indeed.

 

[Zargon]

If their story was true it would be the greatest achievement in the history of mankind.

this





they should send rodman next...

 

[foghorn67]

 

[Bateluer]

He must have some good sun block.

Unnecessary, he traveled at night.

 

[HN]

Didn't you read? IT'S NORTH KOREA! Their imperial leader invented a device to compensate for that!

Only 18 hours to get there. Must have avoided rush hour traffic.

...travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

18 hours was the total mission time. It only took 4 hours to actually get there.

LABOR CAMP!

 

[crownjules]

"IF"????

Did you even read the article? It is confirmed!

If the US can fake a moon landing then I definitely don't put it past those North Koreans to fake a sun landing.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

They found evidence that there used to be water too

 

[halik]

They became the first country to land a man on the sun!

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html

During a live interview with the astronaut while we was there had him quoting as saying "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! F***IN' HOT! OW! OW!"

It makes it hard to tell how ridiculous their propaganda is when people keep making shit like that up. Not even sure what the point of this is, when NK official releases are ridiculous enough.

 

[HN]

They found evidence that there used to be water too

what do you mean "used to be"?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

What I find the saddest of all is that I can't tell if this is an official statement or an Onion type spoof.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

even by north korean standards, this is a bogus story.

As a Mod of /r/NorthKoreaNews, can confirm their State News Agency has made no such claim. 100% satirical news article.

 

[halik]

even by north korean standards, this is a bogus story.

Ya, stupid. They do plenty of goofy shit on their own, not sure why people are compelled to make hoaxes like this.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Ya, stupid. They do plenty of goofy shit on their own, not sure why people are compelled to make hoaxes like this.

You could apply it to the Onion and everything else like it. It's satirical humor of something which deserves a good mocking.