NON_POLITICAL China Coronavirus THREAD

[Artorias]

That would be Pam cooking spray. Makes it easier to sccop your body off the street when you croak.

Holy fuck! The way that person just drops.

We are due for another Black Plague, its been what 700 years.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

^^ How about one that only affects old fat golfers with fake tans?

 

[BudAshes]

I saw on the news that people who are infected with coronavirus are attacking people who are not infected and killing them by eating their faces!

That is just Florida, has nothing to do with a virus...

 

[Fritzo]

Coronavirus is best with a Lyme disease garnish...

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Hehehe, posted by mis amigos

 

[jpiniero]

Has madagascar closed it's port yet?

 

[pcgeek11]

Eating Bat Soup!

WTF did they expect.

I did like how the bat was grinning at them. It was like he knew something. LOL

 

[Ichinisan]

Eating Bat Soup!

WTF did they expect.

I did like how the bat was grinning at them. It was like he knew something. LOL

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Eating bat soup would probably be fine if they cooked it well enough. Or maybe the mutated virus was contracted while preparing the food. I dunno.

 

[WelshBloke]

Eating Bat Soup!

WTF did they expect.

I did like how the bat was grinning at them. It was like he knew something. LOL

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Mmmmmhh. Tastes like Ebola!

 

[SKORPI0]

Wow, they eat anything that moves...or in this case flys.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10217814539688104

 

[herm0016]

I'm getting closer to "open up the bunker" stage. don't know about you guys, but we are formulating plans to get the f out of dodge. mountains or desert, what sounds better?

 

[WelshBloke]

I'm getting closer to "open up the bunker" stage. don't know about you guys, but we are formulating plans to get the f out of dodge. mountains or desert, what sounds better?

It depends.

Do you already have the bunker open because of flu, TB or malaria? Because those kill a hell of a lot more that this will.

 

[brainhulk]

I'm getting closer to "open up the bunker" stage. don't know about you guys, but we are formulating plans to get the f out of dodge. mountains or desert, what sounds better?

How many atot members can you fit in your bunker?

 

[sdifox]

How many atot members can you fit in your bunker?

Don't forget to leave room for the pallet of 55ga drums of personal lubricants.

 

[ponyo]

Don't forget to leave room for the pallet of 55ga drums of personal lubricants.

Once you're done with the 55 gallon drums, I'll make (UDS) Ugly Drum Smoker out of it and smoke some farmed meat. Not crazy bats and monkeys like they do in Africa and Asia. They need to stop eating that shit or we really are all going to die.

 

[WelshBloke]

Not crazy bats and monkeys like they do in Africa and Asia.

Also not pork, because swine flu.
Or birds because avian flu.
Or beef because TB.
Or sheep because anthrax...

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

What was the old scifi flick from the 50s or earlier where a bunch of society types built a rocket ship to leave Earth to escape some disaster? I know a lot of them did that, but this was one of the first, maybe a Jules Verne type film. It was dramatic then, but super corney now.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

OK, this oughta' be fun:

Reports: U.S. orders diplomats to leave Wuhan amid coronavirus outbreak - UPI.com

The U.S. government has ordered all U.S. diplomats in Wuhan, China, to leave the city amid a growing coronavirus outbreak that has killed dozens, State Department officials said Saturday.

www.upi.com

Will China let them out of quarantine or not?

 

[ponyo]

shit is crazy.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1221081001717387264

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/56-million-chinese-lockdown-virus-spreads-australia-malaysia

Zerohedge is doomsday paid FUDster site so take anything you read with grain of salt but you can sometimes find small nugget of truth buried in their propaganda articles.

 

[herm0016]

a person can have seizures due to trauma or very high fevers.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Hmm starting to think getting that 30 day supply of emergency food last month was a good idea.

I’m not kidding, wife and I have spoken about keeping *some* shelf stable food around just in case for years. I finally picked some up.

Just remembered how it came up. We had a huge ice storm and lost power about 10 years ago, our apartments fridge was really cheap and it became room temp fast. Putting the stuff outside froze it, animals eat the people downstairs food that was outside.

 

[IronWing]

We have a month’s supply of cat food in the house. If things go gunnysack, we can eat them.

 

[WelshBloke]

So. Odds on China "helping" with the disease in Hong Kong by sending the PLA in to provide "aid"?

 

[ponyo]

Hmm starting to think getting that 30 day supply of emergency food last month was a good idea.

I’m not kidding, wife and I have spoken about keeping *some* shelf stable food around just in case for years. I finally picked some up.

I have crazy amount of food at my house. I could skip grocery shopping for months and still be ok as long as I have power. I really need to get Tesla solar glass roof and Powerwall for my house so I can be energy independent.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I have crazy amount of food at my house. I could skip grocery shopping for months and still be ok as long as I have power. I really need to get Tesla solar glass roof and Powerwall for my house so I can be energy independent.

Been thinking of a powerwall for that reason. Generator is still more affordable.
Same here but not a month, probably about a week of random beans, pastas and rices and soups plus a couple of days of various veggies & stuff in the fridge.