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Nominations for Worst Band EVAR

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Would you settle for a tie for craziest?

Entry #1

Dissection:
Singer Jon Nödtveidt convicted and does time in prison for felony murder charges. Gets out of prison, records a new album written behind bars, plays a handful of sold-out shows and then when he's on top of his game, healthy and happy... kills himself in a satanic ritualistic way. Woo!

Entry #2

Mayhem:
Singer "Dead" kills himself with a shotgun after slitting his wrists and leaving a note that read, "excuse all the blood". Guitar player "Euronymous" breaks in, sees body and runs to the store to buy a disposable camera, takes pictures of the body, takes skull fragments and makes necklaces of the pieces. Uses photos on a future band release. The bass player, Kristian Vikernes (aka Varg Vikernes, Count Grishnackh) later killed the guitar player (Euronymous) ending in 23 stab wounds total. When talking to the police, he said most of the wounds were from him falling on a lamp.

Craziest, definitely. Worst.. I dunno.. Black metal is pretty horrible by most standards, so perhaps this is the thread ender 🙂
 
System of a Down: The lyrics aren't very good and the singer is the definition of talentless. I could sing better.

I'd nominate Poe, but I think there may be some talent there. I just personally hate the hell out of her songs and voice.
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I'd nominate Poe, but I think there may be some talent there. I just personally hate the hell out of her songs and voice.
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Haunted was a good album if only because of its tie-ins with her brother's book.
 
LMAO @ Doors fans. Sorry, I don't like joke bands.

"Come on baby light my.............FIRE!" ROFL I laugh everytime at that.
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
LMAO @ Doors fans. Sorry, I don't like joke bands.

"Come on baby light my.............FIRE!" ROFL I laugh everytime at that.
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They're a joke band because you think a line from one of their songs is dumb? You = winner.
 
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
LMAO @ Doors fans. Sorry, I don't like joke bands.

"Come on baby light my.............FIRE!" ROFL I laugh everytime at that.
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They're a joke band because you think a line from one of their songs is dumb? You = winner.
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No they're a joke band because Morrison wrote lame drug-induced lyrics accompanied by monotonous drab melodies.
 
Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Originally posted by: veggz
Why are people nominating the Doors? Admittedly I have never really gotten into their music, but aren't they considered among the greats?
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Not to worry, the people dissing the Doors weren't born when Jim Morrison died.
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I was, and the Doors still suck.
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
LMAO @ Doors fans. Sorry, I don't like joke bands.

"Come on baby light my.............FIRE!" ROFL I laugh everytime at that.
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They're a joke band because you think a line from one of their songs is dumb? You = winner.
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No they're a joke band because Morrison wrote lame drug-induced lyrics accompanied by monotonous drab melodies.
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Hahaha, alright, well whatever.
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
LMAO @ Doors fans. Sorry, I don't like joke bands.

"Come on baby light my.............FIRE!" ROFL I laugh everytime at that.
Click to expand...

They're a joke band because you think a line from one of their songs is dumb? You = winner.
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No they're a joke band because Morrison wrote lame drug-induced lyrics accompanied by monotonous drab melodies.
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you still do not understand poetry. go back to fifth grade.
 
There are so many bands and singers that I wish would just die, it is among the toughest choices ever because everytime I turn my head there is more $hit.

How about....... all these bands that think they are "metal".

Evanescense comes to mind as being complete shat

I like this thread
 
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