How bout this. Theres this place "Miami Subs" down here. They bought up a bunch of places like Arther Trechers fish, and Kenny Rogers roasters. They have gyros so they've got Tzatziki (aka cucumber sauce)
So I order a super burger and ask for a cucumber sauce.
I get handed handfuls of ketchup and the fucking chumps want 35c for a cucumber sauce.
Why? "Well you don't have anything to eat the cucumber sauce with"
Who the fuck do they think they are telling me I HAVE to eat ketchup with my fries. I pulled a fire in the hole - luckily I hadn't paid yet.