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I've been to 2 parties that had a roasted pig. One of them was at a buddies that used to live behind where all the bars are here in town. Very huge party. Though, weird people as it was basically the chicks and dudes that still wanted to drink after the bars closed.
The other one was like out of Lord of the Flies. No electricity or anything like that. Just a huge bonfire, a pig, and a couple of kegs.