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Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: powwka
Well acne obviously is related to hormones, that's why people get it during puberty. So if I stop masturbatin, maybe my hormornes will get normal or whatever.

What happened to all this sex education the fundies are always screaming about?

Dude. Your acne is from puberty. Masturbating or not masturbating will not affect your hormones in anyway. It will not cause hair to grow out of your palms and it will not make you go blind unless you hit yourself in the eye... (j/k)

If you want to quit for a month to see if you can then go for it. But it won't clear up your skin and it won't change your hormones.

It may make you act like a moron though.
But he's been masturbating and still... :p

 

aswedc

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Originally posted by: powwka
Ok, well I'm still going to try this and I'll be updating this thread daily (as long as mods don't lock it), so if it does work then I will have proven you guys wrong.
No, you won't have proven us wrong. You see, humanity has invented this very useful concept called "science", which helps us to understand how things work. And that's not how things work.
 

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Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: powwka
Well acne obviously is related to hormones, that's why people get it during puberty. So if I stop masturbatin, maybe my hormornes will get normal or whatever.

What happened to all this sex education the fundies are always screaming about?

Dude. Your acne is from puberty. Masturbating or not masturbating will not affect your hormones in anyway. It will not cause hair to grow out of your palms and it will not make you go blind unless you hit yourself in the eye... (j/k)

If you want to quit for a month to see if you can then go for it. But it won't clear up your skin and it won't change your hormones.

It may make you act like a moron though.


If he cuts his balls of though, he'll have amazing skin forever. Once his preexisting acne subsides that is. Eunuchs who lose their manhood early are said to have skin better than anyone.
 

YOyoYOhowsDAjello

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: powwka
Well acne obviously is related to hormones, that's why people get it during puberty. So if I stop masturbatin, maybe my hormornes will get normal or whatever.

What happened to all this sex education the fundies are always screaming about?

Dude. Your acne is from puberty. Masturbating or not masturbating will not affect your hormones in anyway. It will not cause hair to grow out of your palms and it will not make you go blind unless you hit yourself in the eye... (j/k)

If you want to quit for a month to see if you can then go for it. But it won't clear up your skin and it won't change your hormones.

It may make you act like a moron though.
But he's been masturbating and still... :p

Could get worse though :p
 
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Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: powwka
Well acne obviously is related to hormones, that's why people get it during puberty. So if I stop masturbatin, maybe my hormornes will get normal or whatever.

What happened to all this sex education the fundies are always screaming about?

Dude. Your acne is from puberty. Masturbating or not masturbating will not affect your hormones in anyway. It will not cause hair to grow out of your palms and it will not make you go blind unless you hit yourself in the eye... (j/k)

If you want to quit for a month to see if you can then go for it. But it won't clear up your skin and it won't change your hormones.

It may make you act like a moron though.
But he's been masturbating and still... :p
Could get worse though :p
Trying to imagine... *head asplodes*

 

powwka

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Originally posted by: aswedc
Originally posted by: powwka
Ok, well I'm still going to try this and I'll be updating this thread daily (as long as mods don't lock it), so if it does work then I will have proven you guys wrong.
No, you won't have proven us wrong. You see, humanity has invented this very useful concept called "science", which helps us to understand how things work. And that's not how things work.
So you're saying that if I'm acne free after 30 days, then it will be just a coincidence?

Anyways, I'm going to bed now, hopefully this thread will be here tomorrow :)
 

YOyoYOhowsDAjello

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Originally posted by: makoto00
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: powwka
Well acne obviously is related to hormones, that's why people get it during puberty. So if I stop masturbatin, maybe my hormornes will get normal or whatever.

What happened to all this sex education the fundies are always screaming about?

Dude. Your acne is from puberty. Masturbating or not masturbating will not affect your hormones in anyway. It will not cause hair to grow out of your palms and it will not make you go blind unless you hit yourself in the eye... (j/k)

If you want to quit for a month to see if you can then go for it. But it won't clear up your skin and it won't change your hormones.

It may make you act like a moron though.


If he cuts his balls of though, he'll have amazing skin forever. Once his preexisting acne subsides that is. Eunuchs who lose their manhood early are said to have skin better than anyone.

Good call.
 

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Just when I thought ATOT couldn't go any lower....

heh

<kramer>*slaps money on the table* Im OUT!!</kramer>
 

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you know what would be a good idea? if they had escalators all over you city, you know like at the airports? </jerry>
 

aswedc

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Originally posted by: powwka
So you're saying that if I'm acne free after 30 days, then it will be just a coincidence?

Anyways, I'm going to bed now, hopefully this thread will be here tomorrow :)
Yeah, I am. This is accepted fact. I think the medical community knows what does and doesn't cause acne by now. Please consult someone who would have a clue.