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no, i am scratching a hemorrhoid at 1x.... buuuuuuuuuuuurn!!!

dullard

dullard

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yeah... last time i had this was back in 1997, when i was being a creap, so i burned my rear with a bunch of thongs I got for my birthday gift

btw, i'm burning at 1x becuz it's an Rx 1.0% cream, and the man who has hives says he gets rashes with burning hemorrhoids. hoping throttling the scraches from a zippy 4x to a pokey 1x might do the trick.

 
Ok, I comprehended only about 5% of what you were saying. You really lost me with this one: "hoping throttling the scraches from a zippy 4x to a pokey 1x might do the trick."
 
Originally posted by: jagec
The title isn't bad, the body sucks.
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Ok its my first parody thread so far and I'm home sick with a cold. Gives me a laugh. The body sucks since the original post is nearly incomprehensible.

I'll take the 1/10. With my next parody in 6 months or so I'll strive for a 2/10.
 
Originally posted by: Descartes
Ok, I comprehended only about 5% of what you were saying. You really lost me with this one: "hoping throttling the scraches from a zippy 4x to a pokey 1x might do the trick."
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Scratching at a slower pace.

n/m found the dumb cd thread
 
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