no, i am scratching a hemorrhoid at 1x.... buuuuuuuuuuuurn!!!

[dullard]

yeah... last time i had this was back in 1997, when i was being a creap, so i burned my rear with a bunch of thongs I got for my birthday gift

btw, i'm burning at 1x becuz it's an Rx 1.0% cream, and the man who has hives says he gets rashes with burning hemorrhoids. hoping throttling the scraches from a zippy 4x to a pokey 1x might do the trick.

 

[Ticks]

0/10

 

[pulse8]

WTF?

 

[Fausto]

That post made my head go all hurty.

 

[Descartes]

Ok, I comprehended only about 5% of what you were saying. You really lost me with this one: "hoping throttling the scraches from a zippy 4x to a pokey 1x might do the trick."

 

[Schadenfreude]

1/10
The 1 is for effort.

 

[NathanBWF]

Terrible.

-9/L

 

[Fausto]

Oh...parody....I get it.


<-------- slow on uptake today

 

[imported_GOD]

No no no.

 

[Gibson486]

this worse than my math joke?

 

[jagec]

The title isn't bad, the body sucks.

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
1/10
The 1 is for effort.

Yep.

 

[Ticks]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
this worse than my math joke?

nothing is worse than your math joke

 

[midwestfisherman]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
1/10
The 1 is for effort.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: jagec
The title isn't bad, the body sucks.

Ok its my first parody thread so far and I'm home sick with a cold. Gives me a laugh. The body sucks since the original post is nearly incomprehensible.

I'll take the 1/10. With my next parody in 6 months or so I'll strive for a 2/10.

 

[element]

Originally posted by: Descartes
Ok, I comprehended only about 5% of what you were saying. You really lost me with this one: "hoping throttling the scraches from a zippy 4x to a pokey 1x might do the trick."

Scratching at a slower pace.

n/m found the dumb cd thread

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: element
What the hell is this a parody of?

Ask and you shall receive.

 

[element]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: element
What the hell is this a parody of?

Ask and you shall receive.

Thanks I had found it just as you posted this. Feel better.