Nine Things I Hate About Everyone.

[NikPreviousAcct]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 

[imported_Snagle]

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[PHiuR]

"life is short".

it is short if you think about it.

 

[ironcrotch]

how dare u plagiarize teh intraweb

i'd like to add, when you are standing at a locked door and dumbasses walk up and test the door knob even though its obviously locked

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
how dare u plagiarize teh intraweb

i'd like to add, when you are standing at a locked door and dumbasses walk up and test the door knob even though its obviously locked

i've waited at a door before that was suppose to be locked...(person before me)
a person comes over and opens the door...

yeah...

 

[upsciLLion]

What I hate about Nik:

1) He won't stop breathing

 

[dug777]

walrus juice.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: dug777
walrus juice.

:shocked:

 

[Brazen]

Originally posted by: Nik
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

I do.

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

way to plagiarize

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: Nik
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

So when and where do you want to fight?

 

[Viperoni]

hahaha

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: Nik
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Nik, I would rationalize most of those points there because there is a reason WHY people say those things but I won't simply because you put a at the bottom of your post

 

[LookingGlass]

Only 9?

 

[wischeez]

George Carlin?

 

[StrangerGuy]

10. Why does people post in the wrong forum?

 

[DivideBYZero]

*points at crotch*

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
What I hate about Nik:

1) He won't stop breathing

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
10. Why does people post in the wrong forum?

11. Poor grammar

 

[Anubis]

12) people that run/walk up the esclator - if you want to run run up the fvcking stairs

 

[StrangerGuy]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
10. Why does people post in the wrong forum?

11. Poor grammar

13. Grammar Nazi

 

[DanTMWTMP]

i lol'ed @ no. 1.

 

[Al Neri]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
i lol'ed @ no. 1.

a few good a few bad.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

i dont think you understand the saying.

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

ive never asked that, nor have i been asked that and ive been taking a bus to work for years. i have asked "have you been waiting long" before


i'd add

10. People who don't celebrate Halloween

 

[zebano]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
how dare u plagiarize teh intraweb

i'd like to add, when you are standing at a locked door and dumbasses walk up and test the door knob even though its obviously locked

i've waited at a door before that was suppose to be locked...(person before me)
a person comes over and opens the door...

yeah...

Been there, done that.

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
*points at crotch*

 

[Rubycon]

Folks who keep pushing the elevator button after it's obviously been pushed as the call light is on. It doesn't go any faster!

Folks who insist when it's uncomfortable to wrench the thermostat all the way in the direction they want the temp to go. It's not going to heat or cool any faster - most of the time and definitely that way at home. Then they forget and wake up either sweating or freezing.

Ditto for those who want to have a can of pop cold - yesterday. Put it in the freezer and forget about it. Bottles (when they were glass) were particularly messy. Cans just look plain weird all stretched out.