Nine Things I Hate About Everyone.

[Wonderful Pork]

Originally posted by: Nik
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

This one simply means that you can't always get what you want. If you eat your cake, then you no longer have it. Have does not mean eat in this case; people usually interpret this to mean "you can't eat your cake and eat it too" vs "you cant possess your cake and eat it too"

 

lol nice

 

[JulesMaximus]

Your sense of humor called. It misses you.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Nik
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
how dare u plagiarize teh intraweb

i'd like to add, when you are standing at a locked door and dumbasses walk up and test the door knob even though its obviously locked

i've waited at a door before that was suppose to be locked...(person before me)
a person comes over and opens the door...

yeah...

They probably assumed by the drool that you were just a moron and hadn't tried it.

 

[FrustratedUser]

This annoys me:

1. Morons bitching on teh Intrweb.
2. 'Wrong forum' posts.
3. Repost nazis.