So I'm riding home and it starts pouring when I'm about 5 min away from my front door. Great. My neighborhood is all downhill from the turn at the top until you get to my house. I'm almost home and coming around a gradual left-hand bend and THERE'S A FREAKING FEDEX TRUCK COMING AT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN ROAD! I try to swerve around him to the right, but there's a parked car on the right side of the road and only about a foot between him and the car (like I said, he's in the middle of the road) so I'm forced to hop the curb around the parked car and end up eating sh*t in the middle of someone's front yard.
Does he stop to see if I'm okay despite his stupidity? Nope. :|
Now, I'm really pissed, so I pick myself up and chase back up the hill to find this asshole. He's about 20 houses up getting out of his van to make a delivery. I pull up and start bitching him out for being waaaaaay over the center of the road and causing me to crash. Instead of apologizing, he gives me some bullsh*t excuse that there were some tree limbs hanging in the way or something. I tell him that between brushing some tree limbs and potentially getting into a head-on collision with another vehicle he'd better opt for the goddamn tree limbs next time. He carries on with this whole "Hey, it was just an accident" attitude and even goes so far as to call me a "Fscking asshole" for getting in his face about almost killing me. I finally just gave him the old "aaaaacchchch...ptoooey!" on the shoes and told him to go fsck himself and that FedEx would be getting an earful about his driving skills and vocabulary (they just did and said they'd "Look into it." Right.
).
I swear it was all I could do not to beat the hell out of the guy.:|
Does he stop to see if I'm okay despite his stupidity? Nope. :|
Now, I'm really pissed, so I pick myself up and chase back up the hill to find this asshole. He's about 20 houses up getting out of his van to make a delivery. I pull up and start bitching him out for being waaaaaay over the center of the road and causing me to crash. Instead of apologizing, he gives me some bullsh*t excuse that there were some tree limbs hanging in the way or something. I tell him that between brushing some tree limbs and potentially getting into a head-on collision with another vehicle he'd better opt for the goddamn tree limbs next time. He carries on with this whole "Hey, it was just an accident" attitude and even goes so far as to call me a "Fscking asshole" for getting in his face about almost killing me. I finally just gave him the old "aaaaacchchch...ptoooey!" on the shoes and told him to go fsck himself and that FedEx would be getting an earful about his driving skills and vocabulary (they just did and said they'd "Look into it." Right.
I swear it was all I could do not to beat the hell out of the guy.:|
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