New worst joke evAr!

Toastedlightly · Jan 1, 2005

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her once!

Fudssa · Jan 1, 2005

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

Brutuskend · Jan 1, 2005

What do you call a prostitute with one leg?

Ilene.

Toastedlightly · Jan 1, 2005

What do you call the local prostitute on the corner?

YOUR MOM!~Q@12!@oen!

Wolfsraider · Jan 1, 2005

Um I can top that I believe you (dead babies in the garage sounds about right)

M0oG0oGaiPan · Jan 1, 2005

What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt!

Brutuskend · Jan 1, 2005

Originally posted by: M0oG0oGaiPan
What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt!

OK, THAT one took my awhile.

amol · Jan 1, 2005

Originally posted by: M0oG0oGaiPan
What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt!

EDIT: OH, NOW I GOT IT!!

GonzoCircus · Jan 1, 2005

"dye" was the perfect punchline to that joke

OCNewbie · Feb 21, 2005

Originally posted by: M0oG0oGaiPan
What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt!

Trying hard to figure this one out, can someone explain it to me?

shilala · Feb 21, 2005

How do you make your old lady scream twice?
Fvck her in the butt and wipe your doink on the curtains.

CPA · Feb 21, 2005

What's red and white and hangs from a tree?

A baby shot out of a snowblower.

shilala · Feb 21, 2005

Originally posted by: CPA
What's red and white and hangs from a tree?

A baby shot out of a snowblower.

Nice.