New worst joke evAr!

[Toastedlightly]

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?


















































































































I don't have a Corvette in my garage...


CHEERS!

 

[dighn]

dye

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: dighn
dye

die, not dye

😛

 

[Toastedlightly]

Bad joke, eh? I've got a better one, but I'd get banned for it.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

i dont' get it?

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
i dont' get it?

.......

 

[Fudssa]

Why was there a timeout in the Leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

 

[Viper GTS]

Dead baby jokes are always good.

🙂

Q: You know the difference between a dump truck load of bowling balls & the same truck full of dead babies?

A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Viper GTS <-- Headed straight for hell

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Fudssa
Why was there a timeout in the Leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

I luaghedout loud for that one....Lepers i nthe house tonight😛

 

[Toastedlightly]

I have one about a 5 year old and making her cry twice... PM for details.

Why do you put a baby into the blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face!!12four

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I have one about a 5 year old and making her cry twice... PM for details.

I've heard that one. I don't find many things offensive, but I won't repeat it.

Viper GTS

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I have one about a 5 year old and making her cry twice... PM for details.

I've heard that one. I don't find many things offensive, but I won't repeat it.

Viper GTS

I would get perma-banned for it.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I have one about a 5 year old and making her cry twice... PM for details.

I've heard that one. I don't find many things offensive, but I won't repeat it.

Viper GTS

I would get perma-banned for it.

I don't know about that, but it's seriously tasteless.

I don't even consider the subject taboo, I have a great pedo joke (I consider it to be the worst joke I know), but that one is just too much for me to find humorous.

Viper GTS

 

[Brutuskend]

What do you call a leaper in a hot tub?



Stu.

What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?


You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

[DrPizza]

I must need some sleep..... I found all of these funny.

 

[Toastedlightly]

How do you know there is a party at MJ's house?

There is a line of trikes in the driveway.

How do you know when the party is over?

Ther are 3 trikes left.

 

[Fudssa]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
What do you call a leaper in a hot tub?



Stu.

No, Stu is a guy with no arms and no legs in a boiling pot of water.

A Leper in a hot tub is porridge.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: Fudssa

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
What do you call a leaper in a hot tub?



Stu.

No, Stu is a guy with no arms and no legs in a boiling pot of water.

A Leper in a hot tub is porridge.

Cheers!

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Fudssa

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
What do you call a leaper in a hot tub?



Stu.

No, Stu is a guy with no arms and no legs in a boiling pot of water.

A Leper in a hot tub is porridge.

No, thats Bob!

 

[Toastedlightly]

What do you call a dog w/ no legs?



Call him whatever you want, he aint gonna come to ya!

 

[Brutuskend]

Or you can call him cigarette and take him out for a drag!

 

[Fudssa]

No, Bob is a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool.

 

[TallBill]

I'd also get banned for posting mine.

 

[Brutuskend]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?



Skip!

 

[Fudssa]

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasoreass.