New worst joke evAr!

[Toastedlightly]

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?


Nothing, you've already told her once!

 

[Fudssa]

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

 

[Brutuskend]

What do you call a prostitute with one leg?


Ilene.

 

[Toastedlightly]

What do you call the local prostitute on the corner?

YOUR MOM!~Q@12!@oen!

 

[Wolfsraider]

Um I can top that I believe you (dead babies in the garage sounds about right)

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt!

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: M0oG0oGaiPan
What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt!

OK, THAT one took my awhile. 😉

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: M0oG0oGaiPan
What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt!

😕

EDIT: OH, NOW I GOT IT!!

 

[GonzoCircus]

"dye" was the perfect punchline to that joke

 

[OCNewbie]

Originally posted by: M0oG0oGaiPan
What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt!

Trying hard to figure this one out, can someone explain it to me?

 

[shilala]

How do you make your old lady scream twice?
Fvck her in the butt and wipe your doink on the curtains.

 

[CPA]

What's red and white and hangs from a tree?

A baby shot out of a snowblower.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: CPA
What's red and white and hangs from a tree?

A baby shot out of a snowblower.

Nice. 😀