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Im sorry, move out of their way? Driving in chicago recently I was in the 2nd to right lane of a 4 lane highway when a jackass came right up to my bumper, literally about 6 inches away. This was in fairly light traffic at night. All 3 lanes beside me were clear at the moment, yet he felt the need to tailgate me FOR NO REASON for 3-4 minutes. I slammed on my brakes a couple of times, he obligingly dropped back after a while, only to DO IT AGAIN! :| Dont tell me to move out of the way when Im humming along at 75, in a SLOW lane. BTW, the dickhead passed me after a few more brakechecks, only to flip me off when passing! :| I then happily rode a safe distance behind him while "accidentally" leaving my high beams on to give him a taste of his own medicine. As he sped up, I followed him, turning my brights off after a while. I dropped off after he starting going about 90 to shake me. Stupid on my part? Perhaps. But no way in hell is anyone going to make ME move when im doing a proper speed in the proper lane and a stupid jackass decides he wants to have fun. >>
Im sorry, move out of their way? Driving in chicago recently I was in the left lane of a 4 lane highway when a jackass came right up to my bumper, literally about 6 yards away, but it seemed close because I had forgotten my glasses. This was in fairly light traffic at night. All 3 lanes beside me were clear at the moment, yet he felt the need to tailgate me because I was cruising in the passing lane for 3-4 minutes. I touched my brakes a couple of times, he obligingly dropped back after a while, only to DO IT AGAIN! :| Dont tell me to move out of the way when Im humming along at 75, in a SLOW lane. My law is the only law that matterns, and goldarn it, speeding is evil. BTW, the nice person passed me after a few more brakechecks, only to flip me off like I deserved when passing! :| I then happily rode a safe distance behind him while "accidentally" leaving my high beams on to give him a taste of his own medicine. As he sped up, I followed him, turning my brights off after a while. Driving at nights with no lights sure is exciting. I dropped off after he starting going about 90 to shake me. Stupid on my part? Yes. But no way in hell is anyone going to make ME move when im doing a proper speed in the proper lane and a stupid jackass decides he wants to have fun. In my world, I am the only person driving on the road that matters. Everyone else can go stick their thumb up their ass