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No Lifer
By Captain Obvious
Yesterday I placed my Nuclear Weapon, and noticing it had no legs, placed it in a wheelchair to help it get around. I left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across the street picked up my yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near my house.
After 10 hours, I checked on the Nuclear Weapon. It was still sitting in the wheelchair. It had not rolled outside and It had not killed anyone in spite of many opportunities that had been presented.
Can you imagine how surprised I was with all the hype about how dangerous Nuclear Weapons are and how they kill people? Either the media is wrong and the killing is by people misusing Nuclear Weapon or I'm in possession of the laziest Nuclear Weapon in the world.
/yawn
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