I'm with dennilfloss, BEAM US UP THE PLOT!
<< It was [DS9] a little dull sometimes but it also had some awesome battle scenes. >>
And therein lies the gag: I wasn't a big DS9 follower but apparently there was a war involving the dominion, federation, klingon empire...anyway I saw a massive battle scene with heavy cruisers and dreadnaughts all flying like fighters dancing and weaving, galaxy class starships dropping like flies, yadaa yadda yadda. If that's what "awesome battle scenes" are then extract my brain and fill it will silocone and be done with it.
EDIT: actually one "plotless" variant would be acceptable. The premise would be Jerry Ryan and Terry Farell's characters both exploring every Class-M planet in the galaxy in a quest to find the one with the best hot tubs. You know the kind of quest where the journey is more rewarding than the climax.
